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true value exists in things that can be taken by force

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tight thread to pin about things I believe

interacting with spiritually dry things dries you spiritually
zero to one is impressive but one to zero is forever
all spectrums are circular fractals
inherent suffering of existence is not a sentence but a navigational aid

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First rapper to bring a crab boil to The Backrooms

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@Bonecondor 👑

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Every time I ride the LA Metro

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@coldhealing u go to so many parties are you a boy or a girl

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@coldhealing sorry

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Titty cold, kitty cold. Bring them inside

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was Zig a generous Ziglar?

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Can we get a Johnny Quest reboot so Haji can become a colloquial slur again

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The hardest part about drunk driving is the second steering wheel

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@coldhealing Gregor Samsa wakes up managing a Sbarro

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Woahvickyy? The Madonna of our generation?

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I’m going to freak out and destabilize society if you faggots don’t start liking my tweets

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Die with your clip empty 🔫

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Turo left two desert eagles in the glovebox for us

Someone’s been reading Unreasonable Hospitality 🥰

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@YEAROFTHEWIZARD “Look at that form…from way downtown! My name’s Al Harrington and I smoke buckets 😤”

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Milk truck just arrive

The driver comes every day to spend time with my mom upstairs

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Damn girl are you habeas corpus because you have the body 🤤

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I bring a kind of turn all the burners on the stove to high and leave vibe to the open house that the real estate agent don’t really like

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Guys if you see my dog on this app please DM him to me posthaste idk where he’s at

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If I replied to every Elon post do you think he’d get me boypreggers