WittyBitchPodcast

Podcaster on The Witty Bitch• “If Joan Rivers and Kurt Loder had a love child”• General bad influence • Avid watcher of reality tv • • Never settle 👌🙌

[WittyBitchPodcast @trainwruk]

The outtro of sweet child of mine is insane in a bad way

[WittyBitchPodcast @trainwruk]

I still can’t get over Kyle’s dog on Summer House The Aftermath

Always knew Reese was a star but wow … Wishbone WISHES… Scooby Doo WHO?!

I want a spinoff show à la Maury and it’s just Reese sussing out and side eyeing all these bravo boys

[WittyBitchPodcast @trainwruk]

West and Amanda showing up to the Summer House reunion

[latke @latkedelrey]

took my beta blocker and went out for matcha to remind my body that i’m still alive

[WittyBitchPodcast @trainwruk]

Thinking about that time that Lisa Vanderpump called Tom Schwartz a “big bloody wussy pussy” for quitting the sangria brand

We used to have it all

[turtlebass @burtletass]

in one (1) day at age 62 mariska hargitay performed two broadway shows, ran the mile, drank a margarita, and stormed the court. im not living right

[WittyBitchPodcast @trainwruk]

I wrote a full blog post about this in highschool. Greatest scene on television.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Fun fact: when women are on their period, they're being flooded with testosterone. which means when men say we're emotional and hysterical on our period, it's actually because we're acting like a man.

[WittyBitchPodcast @trainwruk]

@ninastarner She looks amazing team Rosie forever 🫶💓

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[The King of Burbank @kingofburbank2]

Me finding out from Twitter that Rue died

[WittyBitchPodcast @trainwruk]

Good morning to everyone except people that speed up behind you when you turn on your turn signal to merge

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

Cassie will walk into the room with a gun and shoot Maddy. Then Rue will come in and shoot Cassie. Then alamo will come in and shoot rue and Maddy just in case right before Lexi comes in and shoots Alamo. And they’ll just play mmm whatcha say the whole time

[TheMallard @mallard1938]

old enough to be the mother of Meryl Streep, and grandmother of Amanda Seyfried

[WittyBitchPodcast @trainwruk]

What in the Pier 1 Imports is this set!?

[SHEA FROM THE BAY @SheaFromTheBay]

Imagine if someon showed you this seating arrangement a year ago #SummerHouse

[WittyBitchPodcast @trainwruk]

@simoncurtis Hell yes you did I love that

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

he should be creative director of the world

[pj @pjpulp]

i’m still not over this #rhori

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Friend just asked me where to start watching real housewives

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Amanda: Hey cutie!
West: Hey Mandy!

All of us:

[Mar @_martremblay]

Meryl Streep being Meryl Streep