TrainYerDog

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4 out of 5 “I love my puggle” bumper stickers are on Audi’s with NY/NJ license plates. Loose approximation...

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@CatholicDrinkie Mind the humble brag.

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Of course she did. https://t.co/bNBE9jg5MR

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@delta my idea: give a one year extension on sky miles level if member can prove the previous year they had parental leave with a new child and hence the drop in miles traveled. Disappointing way to lose status and start over on biz travel.

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@thegrandtour @thegrandtour big fan. Love the show. But come on gents. The score so far this year: 16 male guests on celebrity face off and zero female? Let’s get this moving!

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@REI But MN is -10 and the toddler and dog aren’t buying it.

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@FiveThirtyEight 101. The number of degrees that daycare deems the limit and sends kids home. With or without other symptoms. What's the science there?

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@thepointsguy any advice for lack of @delta response to submitted paperwork to update sky miles to married name? It's been 6 months Article?

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I hope the author of this article is using a nom de plume.

https://t.co/8M9DkIxfqe

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Wrong. Plain wrong.

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When the mobile dog grooming van in the corner reminds you of the Breaking Bad bounder van. Good or bad for business?

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"We require a nonrefundable pet deposit with the lease." Oh. So you charge a pet fee?

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Quote of the morning: "How did you manage to transfer so much of your personality to your dog?"

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Well. The herding dog in my life informed me of this news quite awhile ago.
https://t.co/exaeVPAn6D

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He likes to walk his be-sweatered little dog so people think he has a high maintenance girlfriend. #BlenderDogs

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A new one: "Could you move please?" "Oh?" "My dog will only go in this one spot in the park." #TrainYerDog

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A #BlenderDog named Angel that goes bonkers and growls at the sight of other dogs. I like it.

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Running full speed up to strangers & barking while owner says "don't worry he's friendly." Er... "he's untrained." #TrainYerDog #LittleDogs

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Mollie
#doggarland

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Overhead at park: "if you don't behave I'll spank you." Spoken to dog, not human. And yes, I'm sure it grasps the full concept. #TrainYerDog