jon doe

[Christian Becker @TheAmazingBeck]

Still can’t believe they sent this email

[jon doe @traitorjon]

@cipgerx ai

[jon doe @traitorjon]

@usddos @drewisgooden

[river moon @kissmeriver]

girl this funeral pamphlet ??????

[gere @lustformiley]

this is my president

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

[jewish roger waters @lennonandmarx]

the only halloween costume i can think of is dressing as one of these fucking french kids singing to serge gainsbourg

[Irena Buzarewicz @IrenaBuzarewicz]

Good morning

[Austin Byrd @AustinTByrd]

Apple's hardware design studio.

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

This will never be unfunny... Every time I watch it I burst in laughter 🤣

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

heII yeah

[JP @jpbrammer]

this is going to ruin the tour

[Christian Becker @TheAmazingBeck]

Yoda

[Basic Apple Guy @BasicAppleGuy]

When your package is ‘Out for Delivery’ and you hear the doorbell ring.

[jon doe @traitorjon]

@TheRundownAI “if you’re not investing in crypto, you’re falling behind”

[jon doe @traitorjon]

@TimCookingfood we do understand. i think that’s why we’re upset

[jon doe @traitorjon]

@WilliamFaix i understand their sentiment, but apple has always felt like the more “human” tech company and this kind of demolishes that idea and culture.

[jon doe @traitorjon]

@WilliamFaix it’s largely a timing thing. if this was released 10 years ago i don’t think it would have the same reaction. with the tech climate, AI, and everyone becoming glued to their devices, it feels like they’re leaning into replacing everything with a device that will do it all for you