Travis Prather

You can’t fly with the eagles if you hang out with the chickens US Army Field Artillery Officer

[Travis Prather @tralprat]

🎶I ain't got a dime, but what I've got is mine. I ain't rich, but lord I'm free 🎶

[Travis Prather @tralprat]

Damn somebody betrayed my man over a game of 8ball

[Justan Osteen @J_W_O_17]

Leave your damn hometown, people. You can always move back, but get out for a little while. There's a great big world outside of it.

[Travis Prather @tralprat]

You’re an incredible piece of shit

[Travis Prather @tralprat]

@gcarroll1043

[Kyle Krier @FarmandOil]

May need a shot of Draxxin

[Angie Setzer @GoddessofGrain]

I'm sorry, I thought this was AMERICA

[Travis Prather @tralprat]

@BrewerJamison

[Travis Prather @tralprat]

If this snow-rain north country hurricane could kindly fuck off somewhere that I don’t make my living that would be great

[Hippie Agronomist @Agronomyjay]

Ok. So you’re riding a horse at full speed. There is a giraffe next to you, and a lion chasing you. What do you do? Well, for starters, get your drunk butt off the carousel.

[Faber @dfaber84]

A Pro GMO, Non Vegan, and Pro Vaxxer walk into a bar, mostly cause they have the strength, and aren’t dead.

[Travis Prather @tralprat]

@jbenson027 @ManInTheHoody Democrats are the ones putting spikes to keep the homeless from sleeping in areas in major cities. Don’t give me that crap

[Travis Prather @tralprat]

@garethlpowell “Road work ahead” Alien: I SuRe hOpe iT WoRks

[g.beck @ThatGuy_GBeck]

Gf: come over

Me: I can’t I’m plowing this field trying to stay ahead of the cultivator

Gf: my parents aren’t home come plow me instead 😉

Me:

[Travis Prather @tralprat]

Wat

[Faber @dfaber84]

After watching Marley and Me, the kids had to run outside and make sure our yellow lab was ok, i know the feeling. I immediately googled Jennifer Aniston, to make sure she was ok.

[Travis Prather @tralprat]

@TheDailyCowman

[Synovex & Squaws @daytrashin]

“The cattle industry is easy! You’ll make tons of money!”

Me:

[dalle @dalle_rutledge]

It’s pretty fitting that 2018. Wants to end with 50 mph winds and -20 temps, gotta get one last word in huh bitch?