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73% Fancy

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@BORIS_WATCH @Samfr Rope a Chope.

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@RadioFreeTom So now you think you're smarter than everyone else with all your fancy 6th grade reading comprehension?

[Chuck D @MrChuckD]

Simple tools in Athens

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@Mistyswoman @Cb24R Probably is Tim Martin. Honestly wouldn't surprise me.

As he's picked a spirit known as 'Mother's Ruin' it shouldn't be too difficult to market a slight name change to 'Farmer's Ruin' or 'Fishermen's Ruin'.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

MAGA proposals are a threat to the very soul of this country.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is Zugzwang [tzoog-tzwung]: a situation in chess (and life) in which a move must be made, but each possible one will make the situation worse.

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@jamesjohnson252 @PaulbernalUK Or, how about we ban all polling on matters of public importance & you stick to "Do you think this flavour of crisps will sell or not"?

Because I've a nagging feeling your sincerity on reforming polling is as believable as a freshly released politician promising prison reform.

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@Samfr I mean, l dont wish to knock Bens judgement.... Because I'm assuming he's being sarcastic here 👇

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@mikenoller @Samfr She read the "If you believe hard enough" tweets of Brexiters and decided they weren't a crock of shit but a Life Mantra.

[Lady Helen spicer @Helenspicer15]

@kevmitch59 @SueSuezep #ToriesOut60
#GeneralElectionNOW

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@theurbanwitchuk @Samfr I'm of the general thinking that if Jacob Rees Mogg wants something, somewhere along the line I'm the one that's going to end up being fucked by it.

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@Sime0nStylites @Samfr @juliablunck1 How well will your tweet age....

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@Samfr Can't think on her feet.

Doesn't know who she is (can't even ask Matron)

And yes, I'll say it, controlled by ERG/1922 committee... Until she proves otherwise.

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@Samfr Woop Woop

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I can sleep anywhere #WhatAlwaysKeepsMeGoing

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@Evi1Geniu5 You're doing brilliantly Greg.

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Gallons of Water #WhatAlwaysKeepsMeGoing

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My friends Spanish band write songs about how they're not in Love.

10 Sí Sí
#LunchPun

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The Steps reunion tour had to be cancelled because of Clair's dehydration.

H to woe
#LunchPun

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A guy tried to mug me but he ran off after l sneezed on my wrist.

Snot on my watch
#LunchPun