Egg Ass Bitch

the egg knows all, it saw you do that really embarrassing thing that you stay awake at night thinking about

[Egg Ass Bitch @trampstampsubie]

He hoarded crumbs and didn’t let the other ants have any 👀 👀 👀

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

What did he do to deserve this ???

[cat !! 💕🏳️‍⚧️ @catluvsdnp]

new branch of the 9/11 domino affect just dropped

[Egg Ass Bitch @trampstampsubie]

@goblinscry I will show you it’s very easy

[Egg Ass Bitch @trampstampsubie]

@goblinscry Also try braided pigtails it’s my go to style I bet that shit would be cute on u too

[Egg Ass Bitch @trampstampsubie]

@goblinscry You look so fucking adorable w this hairstyle it’s a yes from me

[Erin 𓅹 @_ErinLee]

I woke up to her standing on top of me, meowing so loud I thought she was injured.

She was not injured. She just wants more fucking turkey. She is so singularly focused, it is almost disturbing. She’s reverted to her feral roots.

[Egg Ass Bitch @trampstampsubie]

Also honorable mention to caramelldansen and every time we touch (nightcore remix)

[Egg Ass Bitch @trampstampsubie]

Gym song of the year is paralyzer by finger eleven and I will not be taking any questions or comments on it

[ava @doezelda]

happy 26th anniversary to one of the best video game intros ever made

[Egg Ass Bitch @trampstampsubie]

Do you ever wake up from a dream that made no sense crying?

[Egg Ass Bitch @trampstampsubie]

I yearn for the day I go to kling and there isn’t a blackout drunk child there ready to shout all of the most horrible violent shit they’ve ever experienced from the rooftops

[Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs]

still relevant

[Egg Ass Bitch @trampstampsubie]

Gonna make sure my passport is still valid before January for no particular reason

[Egg Ass Bitch @trampstampsubie]

Giving that dick raspberries

[Egg Ass Bitch @trampstampsubie]

🪓 🪓 🪓

[Egg Ass Bitch @trampstampsubie]

Pearl is just like me fr