Real Dragon

Assigned human at birth, I'm a gold Dragon. My pronouns are holy crap, dragon/run it's a dragon

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

So I've been standing on a chair and flapping my wings as hard as I can. I feel as though I'm almost ready to fly off buildings now. I've been eating virgin princesses for 8 months and am enough of a real dragon to attempt it. Should I draw scales on my arms as well do you think?

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

@GMB I am a dragon. I am a real dragon. Send me gems and virgin princesses.

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

@Jessicae13Eaton Being hugged by parents and them telling you "I love you". Any kind of praise really. Oh and a dad that stuck around.

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

@Jessicae13Eaton The BBC!

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

@Jessicae13Eaton Sometimes naked

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

Send gems and gold to validate me

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

I went to see 16 different virgin princesses from around the kingdom and asked if they wouldn't mind me eating them.
They said no! So I'm going to steal all their gems. You wait and see!

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

Humans start life as an egg. Sometimes that egg is a dragon egg.
Therefore some dragons are born as humans.

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

Today is transdragon awareness day.
We remember all the dragons who perished at the hands of knights in shining armour.
Dragons die needlessly when virgin princesses tell the realm that dragons eat them.

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

@ErisMakhai These words magically cause me to literally die! Take it back human! I am a real dragon!

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

Some dragons birth live young
Some dragons birth live young
Some dragons birth live young
Some dragons birth live young
Some dragons birth live young
Some dragons birth live young
Some dragons birth live young
Some dragons birth live young
Get over it!

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

What about dragons though?
#InternationalMensDay

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

Humans changing their sex is very discriminatory for me. How will I know who is a real #virginprincess and who isn't? I have very strict eating preferences. Male body parts give me indigestion something chronic. Send gems to cheer me up.

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

#WorldToiletDay is a wonderful day to celebrate all those humans who identify as toilets. I am flushed with excitement

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

@rebeccanilubha1 I really hope #virginprincesses don't start buying 'don't eat me' slogan underpants and t-shirts. Otherwise I'll run out of maidens to blame for me eating them.

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

Accountability must lie with Virgin Princesses and never dragons.

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

@piersmorgan I really hope #virginprincesses don't start buying 'don't eat me' slogan underpants and t-shirts. Otherwise I'll run out of maidens to blame for me eating them.

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

@piersmorgan I really hope #virginprincesses don't start buying 'don't eat me' slogan underpants and t-shirts. Otherwise I'll run out of maidens to blame for me eating them.

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

@tvandreacross @JeanHatchet @AmbulanceNAS You absolutely should be shouting to the authorities about this too. Take a stand for your single sex provision

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

@JeanHatchet That Angels_Ackiz person appreciates this

[Real Dragon @trans_dragon]

@mspricklefinger Don't forget bogies for starters. They will be full after that