Kris

[Kris @transby15]

Hey @Target I was in your location in Queens Center Mall and so appreciated the pumping room! What a nice little spot for a mom 🤱#pumpingroom #momswhopump #pumpingmom

[Kris @transby15]

"it's a very tropical Christmas. Mele Kalikimaka everyone"- Jake *deadpan face* @JakeRobWilliamz

[Kris @transby15]

Greg: "I'm making fun of you with you!" No, you're not.... 😂😂

[Kris @transby15]

Greg: "Listen Kris, when I was being grown... Into the beautiful marijuana plant I am now...."
#shitmyhusbandsays #birthdaythoughts

[Kris @transby15]

@abbyniclew mAh girl I would too. I've been with those fuckers way longer than I've been with my real husband @GregoryVidela love ya, but it's not the same #fruitsnackmarriage #legalizefoodmarriage

[Kris @transby15]

@ameliaisgross To be fair if a succulent screamed at you every time it needed to be fed I'm sure it would be alive 😁 you're doing fine, it's just not reminding you 😂😂😂

[Kris @transby15]

@AquafreshUS It's teethpaste and you know it.

[Kris @transby15]

@Sensodyne_US It's teethpaste and you know it.

[Kris @transby15]

@JakeRobWilliamz

[Kris @transby15]

@JakeRobWilliamz

[Kris @transby15]

https://t.co/ukL8K4Lwko
RODNEY KING WAS THE GUY BEATEN BY THE POLICE IN THE LA THAT STARTED THE RIOTS!!! GREG, YOU IDIOT!!!
#stupid #racist

[Kris @transby15]

Later in the car.... Greg to me "do you know who Rodney king is?" Me "no, should I?"
Greg "I don't know either"
Me *starts googling*
part 2

[Kris @transby15]

Greg to black guy named Rodney at the fishing pier "I know how I'll remember your name, Rodney King!" ......... part 1

[Kris @transby15]

Greg: 😲😲😲
Me: did you really think they were both wrapped the same color?
Greg: I don't eat them!!!

[Kris @transby15]

Greg: I got u the red pack of starburst so you can't tell which is strawberry and which is cherry
Me: pink is strawberry red is cherry....

[Kris @transby15]

Greg quote of the day: "Graciela's English isn't English. It's Spanglish. Canadians speak Kanglish." #stupidthingsmyhusbandsays

[Greg @lilstepbro1887]

Me: What's the weather like today?
Siri: Here's a list of psychiatrists specializing in Bipolar Disorder.

[Kris @transby15]

@JohnGlaeser_ @JakeRobWilliamz will my funny pretentious photographer friend do it???

[Kris @transby15]

@JohnGlaeser_ also what I told Greg "you sure he wants to talk in front of people???"

[Kris @transby15]

@JohnGlaeser_ WE COMIN FO YOOUUUUU