Michaelsoft

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[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: Client Goes With Agency's 3rd Round Of Revisions From A Few Weeks Ago Over 17th Round They Just Presented

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Elon Musk doesn't come to me for advice on how to fail to buy Twitter, and I don't go to him for film, TV or literature criticism.

[regular steve albini @electricalWSOP]

@Fwd_Party

[Michaelsoft @transdescend]

@USSRdad This scene plays a lot better when they don’t ruin the surprise by showing his eyes open. Maybe he was knew he was right?

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

I’m thinking about how a mom ran in and got her own kid, even after being handcuffed. I’m thinking about how the subway shooter was found by ordinary people. I’m thinking about how every dollar we give cops takes money from communities and gives it to guys who don’t protect us.

[Michaelsoft @transdescend]

Great, so the US govt is just a PR company for Nestle now.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Operation Fly Formula is underway. Thanks to the teamwork of the men and women of U.S. Transportation Command, needed specialty infant formula is in the United States.

[Michaelsoft @transdescend]

If feel like this #KidsInTheHall sketch perfectly articulates how it’s feels to live while also have to live online in our modern times.

[nude gingrich @JarJarFan69]

Thinking back to when Bernie Sanders won Nevada and the Democratic party, basically overnight, hatched a plan to ensure he wouldn't win the nomination, but somehow had no plan in place in the inevitable event that the Supreme Court killed Roe. Oh well. It'll be fine probably.

[Michaelsoft @transdescend]

@ksorbs People just call them tvs now. The last time you were relevant tube tvs were a thing. So I get it. But I just thought you should know.

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

I stand by every word fuckboy

[Michaelsoft @transdescend]

But us paying more was the individual’s sacrifice for opposing Russian aggression?
Burn all corporations to the ground.

[NYT Business @nytimesbusiness]

BP reported its highest profit in a decade, attributing the results to higher oil and natural gas prices as well as “exceptional” performance in the buying and selling of those fuels. https://t.co/rmfak6UKf0

[Michaelsoft @transdescend]

I’d like to smoke a cigarette alone in the woods at night

[Noah Finneburgh @NoahFinneburgh]

Literally one minute apart.

[Michaelsoft @transdescend]

NFTs are starting to seem less stupid as a slowly come around to the idea that everything now is a Ponzi scheme.

[Michaelsoft @transdescend]

All the bros ditching their masks today.
Big day for bros.

[Michaelsoft @transdescend]

@DerfBackderf But the old suit was so tedious, you see!

[Michaelsoft @transdescend]

@IGN This is great news because Instagram ruins everything.