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inventor of barf penis

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Thinking about getting into caffeine #drugtwt

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On the first day of kirkmas my true love gave to me

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@geekainthere @gamebot991

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@geekainthere @gamebot991 Hi geekainthere

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@MutantTaurus lold at this one

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You can claim steam family members as dependents on your tax return

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i would sit on the floor and watch one piece for 20 hours a day when i was 11

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i shit on you NOT

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Yall know the feeling when you go to sleep with the fan in your face and you wake up with a sore throat in a pool of your own piss and shit

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Up top iBROprofen

[Mr.Elevation @MrElevationn]

B**** cannot cook I done put the grits in my pocket help me yall wtf

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! I stole this account from some dude that followed a bunch of dwarfism porn accounts! #MyXAnniversary

[joey @joboduj]

yea ima LARP. lit ass retard, playaaa!

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Beast mode 🔥

[Complex @Complex]

Orca flings pregnant stingray into the air & her pups go flying out 🫣

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[LJ @suchasurfriend]

you fart out that condom this instant young man

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On every Greyhound bus, they make sure to put crackheads on there. One time my Greyhound bus broke down and the crackheads were all talking to each other reminiscing about smoking crack.

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@torturedsponge Mr EatItThruTheJeans we say in unison

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I was used to be the biggest chud ever in middle school I played gta online for 36 hours straight and only got to go to the bathroom and eat

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Woke up with my pillow soaked in drool and my blankets on the floor

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If I had a colostomy bag and someone pissed me off id take it off and doodoo mist them