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@premierleague The guy in black playing for Manchester City.

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@davidyelland @ManCity Everyone knows how it ends. Except you it would seem 😂

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@JamieBrysonLLB @AlexKane221b Translation • “My position is I fucking hate. Catholics”.

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@JamieBrysonLLB You have once again made the incorrect assumption that Twitter is real life. A year down the road unionism will be tripping over itself to blame everyone else for this strategic shitshow. As the old saying goes success has many fathers but failure is an orphan.

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@mooreholmes24 @JamieBrysonLLB His safety should not be threatened. I doubt someone dripping in sectarian poison like he is would show the same grace.

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@CatharineHoey @3000Versts @News_Letter Think they’ve decided to become a newspaper as opposed to a notice board for the TUV.

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@JamieBrysonLLB When the meltdown arrives you know we’ve experienced yet another Bryson disasterclass 😂

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@AlexKane221b Who could have predicted that allowing Jamie Bryson to lead you by the nose would have ended up in another strategic disaster?

The answer is lots of people.

They’d do well to listen to you Alex. I’ve genuinely lost count of the missteps over the last decade.

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@JamieBrysonLLB It’s been a disaster kid. Could you not get your job back as a spokesman for the boyos?

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@JamieBrysonLLB Kneecap or Jim, Carla and yourself preaching to nobody on the back of a lorry after the latest great strategic fuck up by hardline unionism? Tough one 😂

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@RachelMoiselle Is football for Suleiman al-Obeid?

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@DavidVance Why are bald people so angry David? Hair would have made you a better person. No doubt about it.

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@PaulCoxComedy Paul there who has to put the word comedy in his Twitter handle as people would have absolutely no idea otherwise.

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@PhelimMcAleer If anyone wants to see Phelim humping an Israeli flag for 90 minutes then this is the play for you.

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@JamieBrysonLLB The days you yearn for are at an end wee man. You are on a journey through the five stages of grief but you will get to acceptance eventually. Chins up.

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@davidfrum Netanyahu is your enemy brother. Not the Taoiseach.

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@RestoreUlster I don’t know why Uncle Elon is shoehorning your ‘hot’ takes onto my timeline but I am begging you to stop embarrassing yourself. Everyone can see these.

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@ctaoc They are always from Dublin 😂

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@john_mcguirk Translation • “Now I have to pretend this is what I wanted”.

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@LPerrins Translation • “There is no reference to Pearl Harbour in the article. Hopefully nobody realises and takes my post at face value”.