Just Stephen

Brian Dunkleman Fan Club president

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

anytime i see the "omg you're so lucky you got a pell grant" takes i'm like ... do you know what the eligibility is for pell grants lol

[Just Stephen @trapatio_]

Imagine hating everyone other than yourself this much.

[Chron @chron]

Sen. @tedcruz wants to block student loan forgiveness.
https://t.co/HK0f8rvHYQ

[Just Stephen @trapatio_]

What hasn’t Steve Zahn done?

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

somehow, someday, Jordan Peele movie titles will form a sentence

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Just Stephen @trapatio_]

Now that I am a parent this is my spirit animal.

[Kenley Jansen @kenleyjansen74]

Today was a day filled with emotions.

Thank you to the @Dodgers organization and all the fans who bleed blue. Your love (including that tough love) helped make me the man I am today.

I joined the @Dodgers in 2004 when I was a 17 year old kid from 🇨🇼 Curaçao.

[Just Stephen @trapatio_]

The Father, The Son, & The Holy Spirit

[Just Stephen @trapatio_]

I mean, I was David Spade’s muse in Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star.

[Just Stephen @trapatio_]

We have somehow managed to make our Atlanta apartment feel like a New York loft in a sitcom and I take great pride in that.

[Tim Hendricks @Saltwatertattoo]

The extent of my coding ability is directly related to customizing my MySpace profile.

[Just Stephen @trapatio_]

The way Fergie says “luhndawn”.

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

More swine only leads to more crime

[Just Stephen @trapatio_]

@Outback is not a steakhouse, it is a steakhome.

[Just Stephen @trapatio_]

Damn, this is pretty cool.

[L.A. Times Sports @latimessports]

Erik Braverman and Jonathan Cottrell are getting married at Dodger Stadium.

The vows will be exchanged on the pitcher’s mound.

It's a reminder of how the Dodgers have changed since the Guggenheim group purchased the team in 2012, @BillPlaschke writes.

https://t.co/G6dAXLIiPc

[Just Stephen @trapatio_]

I’ve been up straight for nine days I need a spa day.

[Just Stephen @trapatio_]

Parents used to be so scared of MySpace giving the computer viruses now they crash their android from pressing too many buttons.

[Just Stephen @trapatio_]

Not to be that person, but I have a slight hunch that @JonahHill and @Sethrogen might’ve seen me walking around town circa like 2013 and borrowed some of my old man style.

[Just Stephen @trapatio_]

Women are so fucking tough.

[Just Stephen @trapatio_]

Me.