florida man

[florida man @traplawd15]

@Amboidtest @Whimmery @CardiffGarcia Moved from NY making a bit less than peers, but paying ~$2k less in rent with more amenities, parking included, and no state or city income tax. I take home more than I did in NY.

Wasn’t political. I just hate winter.

[☭ 🖼️⭐️⭐️🔻 🚩 @mussy03_]

I kinda want a psychologist to explain the reason Ronaldo fans immediately went out of their way to launch the biggest hate campaign known to man after seeing this lol It surely can’t just be insecurity

[florida man @traplawd15]

@TerminatorMan7 @Tapouthepp @weeabixky @absolutkylian counting 3rd place g/a sucks tho. Knocked out of the tournament and still get to stat pad against a team not even dressing their best player. Wild to me.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

👉 Before Leo Messi, the World Cup record holders were:
🇩🇪 Most goals — Miroslav Klose.
🇦🇷 Most assists — Diego Maradona.
🇧🇷 Most goal contributions — Pelé.
🇦🇷 Most dribbles — Diego Maradona.
🇦🇷 Most chances created — Diego Maradona.
🇧🇷 Most goal contributions in the knockout stages — Pelé.
🇳🇱 Most Player of the Match awards — Wesley Sneijder.
🇫🇷 Most World Cup Golden Ball awards — Zinedine Zidane (tied with others).

👉 After Leo Messi, the World Cup record holders are now:
🇦🇷 Most goals — Lionel Messi.
🇦🇷 Most assists — Lionel Messi.
🇦🇷 Most goal contributions — Lionel Messi.
🇦🇷 Most dribbles — Lionel Messi.
🇦🇷 Most chances created — Lionel Messi.
🇦🇷 Most goal contributions in the knockout stages — Lionel Messi.
🇦🇷 Most Player of the Match awards — Lionel Messi.
🇦🇷 Most World Cup Golden Ball awards — Lionel Messi.

This is how Lionel Messi has rewritten the history of the World Cup. 🤩

The greatest of all time. 🐐

[florida man @traplawd15]

@dontmaatta @Cerrone_Battle Yea we’re all losing sleep over those 194 yards short of 5k yards while he barely played 4th quarters as he was throttling teams. Give me a break.

[florida man @traplawd15]

@Macbra2 @LOBig12 They haven’t 😭 a 2 TD loss isn’t sniffing one regardless of how “close” it got at one point lmao

[florida man @traplawd15]

@shurpness @Coleco_38 @TreLameloLavine @United_4L @Calvin_256 @TouchlineX Norways great at the Winter Olympics and poor at the Summer Games. The actual objective is to win the most golds and medals, not manufacture a flattering efficiency percentage.

[florida man @traplawd15]

@shurpness @Coleco_38 @TreLameloLavine @United_4L @Calvin_256 @TouchlineX Medals per athlete is a terrible metric. A 25-player hockey team winning gold counts as one medal but 25 athletes in your denominator. The US also qualifies athletes across far more events, many where medaling is a long shot. You’re penalizing breadth and rewarding specialization

[florida man @traplawd15]

@shurpness @Coleco_38 @TreLameloLavine @United_4L @Calvin_256 @TouchlineX Congrats, you just explained why the U.S. sends more athletes, it qualifies them by being better across more sports. Every country has access to the same quotas. Those spots are earned, not handed out.

[florida man @traplawd15]

@shurpness @Coleco_38 @TreLameloLavine @United_4L @Calvin_256 @TouchlineX Weird argument. That’s not how Olympic qualification works. Every country has the same qualification rules. If Norway qualified 232 athletes, it could send 232. The U.S. sends more because it qualifies more, not because it’s given extra spots.

[florida man @traplawd15]

@LastManBalling @TheNotoriousMMA You can clearly see something popped in his leg during that kick lol. He could’ve been injured before the fight but to simply ignore what everyone’s eyes saw is insanity.

[florida man @traplawd15]

@Coleco_38 @TreLameloLavine @United_4L @shurpness @Calvin_256 @TouchlineX Dominate the Olympics, but sure, we’re not good at anything. Gold medals in basketball and hockey the past 2 Olympics.

The US doesn’t care about a foot fairy sport where the players dive and act like divas when someone grazes them.

[florida man @traplawd15]

@boringoldg77555 @creativeFuel33 @fifamedia @FIFAcom Yes they absolutely did. Norway coach threw a water bottle, haaland got in the ref’s face, goalie was screaming and pointing at the wire, and the rest of their team joined in doing similar things.

Videos of it all over social media bud.

[florida man @traplawd15]

@boringoldg77555 @creativeFuel33 @fifamedia @FIFAcom what do you mean? They all complained about it to the ref in real time lol

[florida man @traplawd15]

@TreLameloLavine @themancalledroy @KMCT111 @US_Stormwatch 95 in Miami with the humidity is worse than 110 in Vegas or Phoenix. It’s proven via WBGT analysis performed by the US military and other institutions.

When its 95 in Miami with 70% humidity, the heat index is 124 degrees. 110 degrees in Phoenix/Vegas with 20% humidity is 112

[florida man @traplawd15]

@Macbra2 @LOBig12 Also - the conference as a whole hasn’t sniffed a national championship game in 3 years lol

[florida man @traplawd15]

@Macbra2 @LOBig12 They had 5 teams make the playoff last year and won as many games as the 1 ACC team who made it. 2 of their 3 wins came against fellow SEC teams and the 3rd was against Tulane

GT stifled UGA. Miami throttled UF,who beat top team Texas. Miami beat A&M in the playoff at Kyle field