Captain Asthma

I retweet what find I funny, geeky/nerdy, and chronicling the life of an asthmatic. Amazon wishlist:

[Captain Asthma @trappedslider]

How i flirt : *takes two puffs of my inhaler while looking at you*

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@lunaafuchs2001 as a fellow ginger,yes

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@roboticjoey I could use it but

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@pandaa

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

Security footage at the Galveston Marine Heritage Museum showed nothing unusual until Tuesday morning.
A hermit crab - later identified as a wild Coenobita clypeatus that had crawled in through a basement drain - abandoned its shell on the floor and climbed into a 400-year-old Spanish colonial conch on the invertebrate display.
The shell was valued at $11,200.
Curators couldn't remove the crab without risking damage to the artifact.
A marine biologist spent six hours coaxing it out using warmed saltwater and a slightly larger shell from a pet store. The crab rejected the pet store shell twice.
It finally accepted a third option - the original shell it came in with. He just wanted to try it on, the biologist told local news, completely straight-faced.

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

#FathersDay

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Today is World Giraffe Day-the longest day of the year and a perfect time to celebrate the world’s tallest land animal! It’s also Father’s Day! Help us celebrate Zeke, who will be a first-time dad this fall!

[Captain Asthma @trappedslider]

@Montgsignals Buy myself transportation via moped/gas powered scooter,so i could go see my doctor appointments in town without worrying about rides.

[Captain Asthma @trappedslider]

@whale6x 5000 to get a new moped to replace the one that was stolen last year. it would let me go places without need to worry about how to get there or finding rides.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

First ever photograph of a newly hatched electrician (with the eggshell still on top of his head) 😂

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@PlzSnek @Bennieeexyz

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Baby. She is celebrating her first ever International Corgi Day today. Personally thinks she should be celebrated every day, but this is a good start. 14/10

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

“Some people call me the space cowboy (yeah) / Some call me the gangster of love / Some people call me Maurice / ‘Cause I speak of the pompatus of love.”

- “The Joker,” The Steve Miller Band

FWIW: ‘pompatus’ is not a word.

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[Oma James🇺🇸 @ChelfcAbby]

Dating men in 2026 be like .

Guys are tired of the games.

[Captain Asthma @trappedslider]

@Grishnaakh1 #starfield

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@Grishnaakh1 #starfield @BethesdaStudios sunrise on Cabos

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@GFobbit how did cait get into starfield?

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@NVIDIAGeForce shiny #007FirstLightRTX

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I'm not weird. I'm limited edition

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@StarfieldGame