flannery o'bummer | tired

trad cath e-girl

[“paula” @paularambles]

microsoft publishing a code of conduct for frontier models is like me publishing maritime law for my bathtub

[flannery o'bummer | tired @trash_222]

*bursts into Mariano’s* does ANYONE have a contact at grindr’s corporate office? I have something to discuss.

[flannery o'bummer | tired @trash_222]

@thdxr king

[flannery o'bummer | tired @trash_222]

extremely on my period (crying about 9/11)

[flannery o'bummer | tired @trash_222]

@princessspeony 😢

[flannery o'bummer | tired @trash_222]

an entire PR but it’s just adding “write drunk, edit sober” into my Claude.md file

[flannery o'bummer | tired @trash_222]

I’m blaming rfk jr. for this GitHub outage too

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

“we sandboxed the agent”

meanwhile the agent:

[ganii @gahhnie]

@egghamm_ *at odysseus' exile*
penelope: who tf is this deity
telemachus: that's oomf 😭😭😭😭😭

[flannery o'bummer | tired @trash_222]

me being into true crime is almost certainly a recession indicator

[flannery o'bummer | tired @trash_222]

@sama sam can you buy twitter back from him and make it normal again

[flannery o'bummer | tired @trash_222]

@sama space datacenter sounds cool as hell I can’t lie

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

[flannery o'bummer | tired @trash_222]

@chi_urbanist Lutz?

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[nic @c4tgir1z]

meet up at lincoln park adult zoo night i'm pouring don julio shots for the monkeys

[flannery o'bummer | tired @trash_222]

@mattxiv if he is psychologically incapable of having fun he could at least give me and you some money imo

[flannery o'bummer | tired @trash_222]

@elonmusk babe you’ve looted every company you’ve ever acquired and have more money than anyone ever… maybe go on vacation or something?

[tiff @tiffffff_]

immediate serotonin from the fountain being back on

[flannery o'bummer | tired @trash_222]

half the audience at the symphony is dressed like it’s the opera on a thursday night concert… recession indicator