mac

happy to be here, confused about why

[mac @trashboatmac]

My favorite animal is the person I become on the 4th of July in jax beach

[Kush @kushika_twt]

My frontal lobe fully developed, and I realized that working a 9 to 5 job five days a week until I am 60 just so I can “enjoy” a few years when I am close to death is the worst idea I have ever seriously considered.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

19 years ago today, Paramore released ‘Misery Business.’

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

You receive: one delicious plate of peanut butter

I receive: nothing, you are getting a plate of peanut butter because I love you and only that reason, don't turn around or look down or look at your paws or pay attention to any noise

[໊ @buffys]

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

[victoria 🍉 @8123victoria]

being a corporate fan girl is so funny bc I’m using my PTO to go to another state to see a band while my coworkers are using it to go to their kids’ school functions

[alex 🌺🥀⭐️ @ohhayalex_]

“i’m the biggest star at this racist country singer’s bar” is going to be sooooo satisfying i hope it echoes through the streets of downtown nashville for all to hear

[healthbot @thehealthb0t]

Kentucky family rejects $26 million offer to convert part of their farm into a data center despite the offer being about 10 times the going rate for farmland in the area.

"If it's my way, I'll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn't mean anything."

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

don’t pass me the aux if you don’t wanna hear Amber by 311

[carol*ne @yelyussy]

seeing what hayley williams puts on her feet every night feels like watching a five minute craft video

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

⬇️⬇️ guy who’s never been to jacksonville

[Johnny Crust 4 @JohnnyCrust4]

Any adult convert to Catholicism is doing so for performative reasons. Missing out on a childhood of having shame beat into you and forcing yourself to bury your feelings makes you a tourist.

[some ambient loser @purityolympics]

hardcore shows are great bc you'll never have the worst hair or the worst tattoos of anyone there

[soda⁷ @taekyoghouI]

yes hayley williams I will buy the My Dick Too Big Shorts ™ at your tour