Matty Whompas

the one & only trash-box returns

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How it feels sometimes

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$80 on “rare” and “jumbo” squishy toys

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Ratioed that person posting Scientology propaganda

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My sixth birthday

[ivan pussypalmer @theantlerqueef]

what else happened in september 2001 that gets overshadowed by 9/11?? you guys ever wonder that

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Kinda love Jessica Biel

[Variety @Variety]

Jessica Biel will play Hugh Hefner's wife in the Searchlight movie "Playmates," directed by Lorraine Nicholson.

Bill Pullman is starring as Hefner. While Hefner was married multiple times in real life, the character Biel will play is fictional.

https://t.co/eUX41q1fWq

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@seerahzarun No I have a job.

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… At no point was AHS well paced yall are a bunch of revisionists!!!!

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@seerahzarun I’m happy you enjoyed them but they were certainly not

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@Chripotle Someone air fried vegetables and had the whole office smelling like rotten cabbage at 4:30 today

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@akronward I don’t think we’ll have to worry about that ❤️

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Leah Remini did not do what she did for yall to be this cool about it

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

"Tom Cruise is in a cult"

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@pcd2009 You should watch Tom Cruise movies with the blinds closed and the lights off. It is shameful!!!!!!

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@jackanfer According to the centrist xillenial who called me weird, it used to be the gold standard

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Because they don’t have sh!t going on and wanted an era they could live vicariously through but instead got Labubu unboxing video music & a corporate wedding they haven’t even seen a picture from…

[pop★star ᵃᵏᵃ ᵃ ᵖʳᵒᵇˡᵉᵐ @brokenclxcks]

swifties so bored that they biggest opp is TINASHE rn…

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Ok why is this like SLC bonus episodes. I wanted to watch a HWs 20th show not this dog sh!t

[Bravo @BravoTV]

Andy is (literally) in the middle of Lisa and Heather's tension. Watch the #RHUGT season finale SUNDAY!

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Saw Bethenny Frankel today

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@iamstupid420 No literally who the fuck cares!

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@thehours_2002 Obsessed is an understatement

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I do not like crumbl cookie. I think it was designed to make fat ppl fatter. It’s gluttonous and nasty and I hate it.

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Period!

[TINASHE @Tinashe]

..& to all of u teenagers who are gay/bisexual &either hiding it or just feeling insecure about it.. u ARE loved, and it WILL GET BETTER. <3

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I feel like Marie Osmund has been 66 my entire life