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[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

The greatest series of the year!

The 2026 @MLB #ShitwaySeries

Two teams full of overpaid stars.

Two teams claiming to be the best.

Which one will strive for absolute suckage?

Find out TONIGHT at 7pm on @AppleTV, tomorrow at 7pm on @FOXTV, and Sunday at 1:40 on YES & SNY

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

For Ueck.

@MLBONFOX | @Brewers

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

DDT

[ITR Wrestling @ITRWrestling_]

Can you name a wrestling move without the letters “R” and “S” in its name? 👀🔥 #WWE

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Heavenly congratulations to Bob Uecker on the Brewers World Series Championship🍻

RIP Bob Uecker, aka Harry Doyle

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

The pain. The failure. The agony. Finally cleansed in the fires of championship glory.

Congrats, Brewers. You earned this one.

[Kevin Gallagher @KevG163]

Congrats Brewers Fans🍻

Tip back some cold ones tonight, you deserve it!

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

Alvin and the Chipmunks meet Leatherface

[𝙽𝚊𝚘𝚢𝚊 𝚉𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗 - (New Arc Soon?) @HeadOfHeiZenin]

You cannot make this shit up.

I have no fucking words.

[Dfw_camo @dontplay_z]

Millennials watched their parents lose everything in 2008. Then got handed $100k in student debt. Then got called entitled for wanting a living wage.
Then survived a pandemic in our prime years. Then got priced out of every neighborhood we grew up in. And y’all really wonder why we’re not okay? We’ve been in survival mood for 20years straight and nobody even noticed.

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

TIMBEEEERRRRRRRRR

Bigger they are, the harder they fall

[How I feel ;( @saraiah09]

Walmart Employee Tries Choking Customer For Not Scanning Items — Gets Knocked Out Instead

[kyama @kyamawebb23]

Trump letting Flavio Bolsonaro into the United States, with no hassle, is proof that the sole purpose of ICE is to kidnap and murder those who trump hates.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Hello, ICE,

I'd like to report an illegal criminal immigrant coming from Brazil without a passport. His name is Flavio Bolsonaro.

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

They did it for the Ueck.

CONGRATULATIONS @Brewers

You’re in the FRONT ROOOOWWWWWWWW!

#WorldSeriesChampions

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

MILWAUKEE, THE WAIT IS OVER‼️

THE BREWERS ARE FINALLY WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS 🏆

(via @MLB)

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

@entylawyer GOTTA be Amber Heard

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

@Aggiegirlpride @entylawyer They have to prove in court that it’s not her, so they wouldn’t dare.

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

@entylawyer It’s Demi Lovato isn’t it? Is she sucking Wilmer’s dick again?

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Why did the flight manifest list Flavio Bolsonaro as an Italian National and not Brazilian meaning that he just immigrated to the United States with falsified documents. Where is ICE ? Didn’t Ron DeSantis say that Florida wouldn’t become a Sanctuary State. Maralago bound.

[Felipe @caonalama]

Florida Man Goes Full Bananas and Declares Himself President of Brazil From Walmart Parking Lot

[Chris. @chefmade_92]

“Oh look at me massa. I’s be a good boy massa”

[izzy @butchysports]

Hey swifties if you’re sooooooo worried about misogyny maybe let’s start with ‘your team’ signing someone with sexual assault allegations!!!!!

[Trash Can Analytics @TrashCanAnal]

@ScaryLarryTwo Unfortunately for us, we are looking at HER 🤣