SpinningEgg

disappointing friends, family, peers, colleagues, and mentors since 1990.

All tweets written by my lawyer.

you spin the egg to see if it's boiled.

[aporopa @aporopa]

For each retweet, Link will add something to his sword #Zelda

[SpinningEgg @trashdotart]

@jami_c Chris got released this week apparently

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

You’ve hit bottom. You’ve tried Pilates. You joined a book club. You joined a hate group. You micro-dosed LSD. You took cold plunges. You read Truman Capotes IN COLD BLOOD. You cut out sugar. Isn’t it time you drove a Ford? Ford. It’s almost over.

[anakin skyscraper @cartoonCosmonot]

i hope Elon Musk meets the big shareholder in the sky

[john varvir @the_varvs]

if you're using the term 'woke' or 'anti-woke' in a bill or law you're trying to pass, you should also be allowed to use 'lol' and 'omg' to prove how much of a clown you are 🤡

[SpinningEgg @trashdotart]

Jace the Pocket Sculptor is the promo avatar.

[Hot Pockets @hotpockets]

hot pockets🤝@MTG_Arena

together we're giving you all the exclusive in-game content. we're talking custom deck, avatar, sleeves and lots and lots of XP 😎

just buy specially marked hot pockets, upload your receipts and get codes

US, 16+, terms & more: https://t.co/dYiBQfF0CG

[helen @helen]

the chickens in chicken run:

[SpinningEgg @trashdotart]

Imagine if there was some way to search for a person, even across languages, and learn about them. That would be crazy. That would be wild.

[SpinningEgg @trashdotart]

@DanielBrian This great. Going to minecraft to this when im not doing well

[SpinningEgg @trashdotart]

Guy at airport asked if i could watch his bags (no) then also asked some flight staff (they also said no) and now he's phoned a pal to complain loudly between the two of us lol.

[SpinningEgg @trashdotart]

New chess boards just dropped
@presentcorrect

[Present & Correct @presentcorrect]

Pattern lovers, an extraordinary collection of late 19thC/20thC Japanese stencils, used for repeat textile printing.
https://t.co/2ne1bztLT5

Over 1500 of them.

[Scarlet @NekomimiScience]

Guys will be like “Oh, I love theatre!” and then take you through airport security.

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

I love new twitter

[SpinningEgg @trashdotart]

@rose_alibi Holy cow! I've seen sites that can turn stereo pictures into view master reels, but I wonder how/if they would add sound for this.

[Lord Byron's Iron @IronLordByron]

@marvinvonhagen

[SpinningEgg @trashdotart]

@oahzg Looks like Mothim.

[tanner 🧢 @that]

trying out these looong tweetes

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