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22. ‍‍dancing in the stars with my soulmate and mentoring an inquisitive tiny human.

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Also, HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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I dropped a beer on my toe. ;(

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@SamTheHam95 HAHAHAH I tell me I can't wear one. Cause you know, butt

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@trashlee_ok deviled***

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I just really want to eat severed eggs but I don't have any

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@SamTheHam95 I'm crying too. Bc I don't have a penis and so I can't wear a mini skirt either way. 😩

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@SamTheHam95 my penis, not the mini skirt

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@SamTheHam95 if I woke up with a penis one day, I would totally wear a mini skirt bc hopefully it would be big.

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@SamTheHam95 my ass hangs out bc my legs are too long. I've never been able to wear mini skirts that's what's wrong with them

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Drinking alone is severely underrated

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I like so many more posts on Instagram and Facebook after a few beers it's ridiculous 😶

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Tell me, future boy, who's President of the United States in 2017?
"Bernie Sanders."
Bernie Sanders?! From Vermont?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

“The American people are sick of hearing about your damn emails, @hillaryclinton" -Bernie #DebateWithBernie
https://t.co/A7Cm5UwHks

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I cannot handle hearing about another school shooting. Breaks my heart.

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I'm going to change all my boyfriend's contacts in his phone to characters from Harry Potter. I'm v excited about this.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

.@realDonaldTrump it's the fourth tallest building you lying shit pile.

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@DJAdamGarcia yes

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@DJAdamGarcia r u stupid

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I only have 8 percent battery I am very sad.

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@DJAdamGarcia that's what I said