i’m 72 days without a cigarette…but also��if you smoke menthols come blow it into my face because i’m chandler bing on friends talking about how he misses smoking. #realtalk
i convinced eric that because he’s sick, he needs to try the “potato slices in socks” thing. he’s not happy with me. i’m still laughing…because i did it too. 🥔
@jenn10roo seth the cat is: sethy, sethy doodle, doodle, doodle bop, bop, bopadoo. you get the picture. oh. and dick weasel. when he’s being a dick weasel.
guyz. i watched #GameOfThrones (&basically hated it) i get it. but i need hbo max not to shit the bed because everyone is watching #HouseoftheDragon i need friends to fall asleep.
i hate that awkward time between loads of laundry. first load in washer. nothing yet in dryer. nothing yet dry to fold. like im ready to do this. WASH FASTER, you dumb machine.