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XL iced americano enjoyer • she/her

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

NYC this weekend

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

shaving my entire body for the knicks game tomorrow

[🪩✨ @trashpxnda]

@paulwdowns great needle drop but if I have to fight for my life for @samiatheband tickets after this we have to fight in whatever parking lot I can find in Brooklyn

[bosmsoz @BossMoz]

conner o'malley is very funny and when i watch his stuff it feels like i am having 9 concussions at once

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

[tonk, hold the honky @DstanfordHenry]

The switch from keg and box wine based parties to buzzballs and seltzer based ones is why parties kinda suck now, like where’s the community potion?

[🪩✨ @trashpxnda]

When you think about it Tití Me Preguntó is kinda Bad Bunny’s Mambo No 5

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

when he goes through my phone expecting me to be cheating but only finds my dm to bad bunny wishing him good luck for tonight

[Cher @cher]

I Need To Shoot My Phone

[naja⭐️ 🧡🤍🩷 @SUNBLE4CHEDFLY]

I don't care if a film adaptation doesn't stay faithful to every single point of its source material, as long as the heart of the story is successfully delivered

[🪩✨ @trashpxnda]

Hilarious that the New York Post probably had its best sales day in years solely because everyone wanted a copy of the insane Comrade Mamdani cover

[🪩✨ @trashpxnda]

Can all the rich people who are “fleeing NYC” now give me a heads up when they start listing their Brooklyn brownstones? In fact you should just sell it directly to me below market value so you can high-tail it to Florida.

[Rodericka Applewhaite @Rodericka]

Forgive me father for I am libbing the fuck out

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

I’d rather be dead in New York than alive in Texas

[🪩✨ @trashpxnda]

Frankenstein review: beautiful film, great performances, huge day for monster fuckers but I personally need to sit quietly for the next 45 minutes because wow that was heart wrenching

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

instagram photo dump captioned “recently” and it’s pics of me bleeding out on the street

[🪩✨ @trashpxnda]

Can’t stop thinking that somewhere right now in the East Village, mere blocks from me, Julien Casablancas is listening to some mid 20s girl explain why she’s Team Conrad

[🪩✨ @trashpxnda]

Riding a motor boosted citibike makes me feel like a beautiful galloping horse does that make sense

[🪩✨ @trashpxnda]

Or recommend me some mission impossible! Maybe I would see this and want to see more Tom Cruise! Or Colin Farrell! I don’t wanna see some showtime original film I want vibes!

[🪩✨ @trashpxnda]

A major gripe I have with streaming algos is they can’t pick up on vibes. I watch Minority Report and it recommends me a bunch of B list dystopian movies instead of recognizing that I just like Spielberg. Like throw in a recommendation for Hook or an Indiana Jones. It’s vibes!