Chels 👽✨

Little King Trashmouth

[Chels 👽✨ @trashycannibal]

Imagine telling your kid on his birthday phone call that you have presents for him and not actually getting him anything. Then he gets to go home to his mother and bawl about it. I am NOT fucking with these empty promises, I'm so angry. Deadbeat

[Chels 👽✨ @trashycannibal]

The waiter clones in the Polar Express freak me out SO bad.

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

y’all… don’t stop talking about Palestine

[Muhammad Jalal @jalalayn]

Must watch, this Palestinian woman in the West Bank is arrested by Israeli police under a new terror law that outlaws passive social media use - "consuming terrorist material." She may spend up to 1 year in prison.

[🇮🇪Ireland4Palestine🇵🇸 @HensonJames11]

Ethnic cleansing is underway in the Democratic Republic of Congo. With more than 6 million displaced, it is a humanitarian catastrophe. Talk it over. As with a Palestinian life, let it be known that every life matters just as much to us.

[factory reject spice girl @sadspice1]

I saw this post a few weeks ago and have not stopped thinking about it. Unironically, this is my entire philosophy of art regardless of medium.

[isa @sp4cehusb4nds]

happy pride to jim kirk's top surgery

[Chels 👽✨ @trashycannibal]

Being a weirdo about bugs has rubbed off on my kid and I love it. He gets spooked by them still for a moment but when we calm him down he's like oh. It's just a little fella? Yeah buddy! That's just a little guy!

[Chels 👽✨ @trashycannibal]

@TheKatamariKid Punching the hell out of my libby app 👊📱📖

[Chels 👽✨ @trashycannibal]

Finally got my hands on a book that's been on my TBR for a year+ and it was... not good I'm so upset lmfao

[Chels 👽✨ @trashycannibal]

Like. It has SUCH bomb quotes interspersed and decent themes and a good premise but ???? The internet raved too much about this one, folks, as always

[Chels 👽✨ @trashycannibal]

Folks are wayyyy too comfortable posting about being hard on their little kids like it's a good thing 🤨

[Chels 👽✨ @trashycannibal]

Me constantly even though I have no more fucking room in my house: "well time to propagate my plants"

[Chels 👽✨ @trashycannibal]

I always try to be on team "let girls say like" but watching Love is Blind is so painful with these girlies. Please.

[Chels 👽✨ @trashycannibal]

Anyway this is me screaming into the universe that I want a longer hold list than just 6 please 😮‍💨

[Chels 👽✨ @trashycannibal]

Gotta hand it to Libby for trying to deliver ALL of my holds, that I've been waiting months for, at the same time even though they all had dramatically different wait times

[Chels 👽✨ @trashycannibal]

You ever read a character description and think "oh okay this is just an insert of a Very Specific Actor"

[Chels 👽✨ @trashycannibal]

I know I don't want to live in Kinston but if they list another storybook house for under 100k I'm going to start SCREAMING. Please stop tempting me.

[Chels 👽✨ @trashycannibal]

God I am NOT your strongest soldier, please stop giving me flat tires so often. Crying over tight lug nuts in a public parking lot is not what I wanna do

[Chels 👽✨ @trashycannibal]

I miss being 20 and skinny every time I have to change a tire in public and str8 men just watch me struggle lmfao