emily

personal stylist / aspiring music artist manager

[emily @trashytits]

@tlsp // moonage daydreamer (bowie cover)

[emily @trashytits]

@mrmichaelball @BBCRadio2 Please could you give a lovely shout out to my wonderful Mum, Sheena, on her 64th Birthday! As we head off to my sisters for a rainy BBQ! It would be even better if you can play one of her favourite songs - Eva Cassidy / Fields of Barley too!

[emily @trashytits]

@tfl @AbellioLondon Big shout out to the bus driver of the 207 heading towards White City from Ealing Broadway at 9:10am today who made an announcement just to say thank you for travelling with him and that we all have a lovely day, what a lovely way to start a gloomy day! ☺️

[emily @trashytits]

@jordynfrancesca omg hahahahah I KNOW, im being so slack on the tattoo front 🙃

[emily @trashytits]

Men, did you jump to buying a panic alarm when #SarahEverard went missing? No? Then shut the fuck up, you don’t know.

[emily @trashytits]

Hahahahaha congrats to me on having my job put on the line again for the second time in less than a year.

Thanks Covid, Thanks Boris. I’m out.

[emily @trashytits]

We weep for you @maroitoje, you deserved better.. so much better

[emily @trashytits]

Someone tell me how this French ref is allowed to ref an international game? Appalling behaviour AS ALWAYS FROM A FRENCH REF

[emily @trashytits]

I can happily lose gracefully but how we can accept a loss like that after TWO tries that should have been disallowed aswell as multiple unfair calls of penalties, I just CANT EVEN

[emily @trashytits]

I cannot’ believe out of all these series of @RuPaul andyet we’ve only just seen @kathandkim on SNATCH GAME

[emily @trashytits]

I wonder at what point my company will put it’s employees before the business hahahahahha

[emily @trashytits]

Find it so funny that mine and my boyfriends Mums have never met, but have each other on Facebook and send supportive comments like “These photos are lovely Shar” and “Sheena your face masks are the best out there!”

I’m so here for it

[emily @trashytits]

Cant stand being in Waitrose any longer, someone find me a new job I wasn’t born to be redeployed x

[emily @trashytits]

@Livi_m0rris Me when I listen to Glee Cast on repeat

[emily @trashytits]

@pinkginparty Curt always says ‘who you getting dolled up for’ and I’m like ‘MYSELF BITCH’

[emily @trashytits]

@elx101x Oh that suuuuuckssssss. Guess its hard to deem what is ‘local’! I can walk into the next town in 15 mins so to me thats still local 😂

[emily @trashytits]

@elx101x you can exercise with one person outside of your household (thank fuck)

[emily @trashytits]

WHY CANT PEOPLE JUST FUCKING STAY INDOORS

[emily @trashytits]

@bigdollamachine Absolutely yes, Curt looks at me all confused and I’m like but then its like putting on a fresh pair and everything looks cute n in its place

[emily @trashytits]

@TheVeronicas @thegoodsiss they’ve come to save us all