Goblin King Max

27 | they | Goth | i have vampire experience | a live ornamental hermit looking for a vampire mansion

[Dr Marxism, PhD @apostrophebeats]

guys with vasectomies after hitting it raw:

[Mihi @radical_mihii]

You know why society pushes women towards thinness and beauty standards? So that women can't do this when a man bothers them.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Dear JD Vance,

Friendly reminder, Zohran Mamdani didn't need "two more years" to be an effective politician.

Just saying.

[𓆨 @puptrid]

"yearning" sounds too delicate to me, what i go through is much more disgusting

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

IBM, 1979. We’re regressing at a rapid pace.

[bring me castiel @tonybelieveme]

bisexual flag for bisexuals who constantly miss the port while trying to plug in the phone charger and think about that one sherlock bbc scene

[Amos Moses @angelpeesyrups]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[bri @elendilions]

i hate seeing the phrase “lotr but for girls”. women have always loved lotr

[Shubhi @_The_Shubhster_]

I don't think businesses understand this simple concept: you using Ay/eye generated images to show your products makes me think something is WRONG with your actual products, since you can't show us what they look like IRL. I am even less inclined to buy it from you now.

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

“Well, if that’s sexual assault, then that means countless men have assaulted women.”

Ding ding ding.

[Goblin King Max @trashywritermax]

@ayeayeayes Omg congrats on getting married!!!

[Sam Reich @samreich]

careful out there

[Piper @yourfriendpiper]

Cop lovers be like “but what would you replace a class of unaccountable murderers and rapists with???”

[Meth Troxler @funshak_]

Well would you look at that, it’s the weekend again

[Abby @Queener_Weener]

Also shout out to the time he said terfs are so dumb they can’t climb stairs 😭

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

Reminder that Dolly Parton didn't leave this world as some fragile lady, she left like a hot rockstar in heels & leather.