ilona 🎃

polymer clay earring maker, Michael Shannon super-fan, and sexy action star Bob Odenkirk thirst account. i think i'm funny. she/they. #blacklivesmatter

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

yet another reason I can’t take any man seriously when he says he likes Joe rogan & his podcast. Idk who this guest is but the fact Joe just lets him talk like that is so gross

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Free Guy is just live action Lego Movie!!!!!

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

@NathanLYoung1 Executive dysfunction 😂

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

what if i actually start writing about movies and tv like i've wanted to do for last 10+ years

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

just read an old blog post from 2012 where I said Happy Endings didn’t have a very strong pilot…. good to know I was insane in 2012.

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

@ customers who refuse to drink anything other than piss water beer and say our beer is the worst thing they’ve ever drank 🙄

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

“It wasn’t good” and “I didn’t enjoy it” are not the same thing

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

@sarahschauer I’ve gotten a couple from this gal! she’s carolinedivinetattoos on ig.

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

This is me

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

I love when bars play exclusively indie music from like 2007-2011 bc the manager is like an old millennial

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

My tits are in a book

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

@paigerossiii @ItsMackk I’m not any of those 😂

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

Someone ordered a pizza that what very reminiscent of none pizza left beef to which I had to try to explain to people… I’ve been online way too long

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

@paigerossiii @ItsMackk

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

Today’s a good day to remind @GovStitt he’s the worst

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

I’m listening…

[Griffin Schiller @griffschiller]

“Martin Scorsese Presents, Oscar Isaac”

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

@TheFinalBabs Violence forehead tattoo 😅

[gay dean @peterjmarshall]

my fall plans the delta variant

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

one of my favorites is like “no you’re not skinny! You’re beautiful!!” 😂😂😂 fucking KILLS ME

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

there’s a fatphobic filter going around on tiktok right now and fat people have flipped it around because skinny people suck and the comments are so funny.

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

I just signed a @theactionnet petition: Protecting Water is Never Terrorism: Repeal Jessica Reznicek’s Terrorist Enhancement!. Sign here: https://t.co/249GhFDyDs

[ilona 🎃 @trashyypanda]

what the fuck