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Seldom wrong, never in doubt.

[Alex Simmonds, MD @AlexSimmondsMD]

Plate early, plate often (for flail chest)! Thanks @ebrodas, @swlMD and @VCUGenSurgRes for helping so much with this project https://t.co/PhbgG5Fp8C #SoMe4Surgery

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@LarcombePeter @HumanFact0rz @First10EM @davidcarr333 My anesthesia friends tell me cheeseburger in lung is bad.

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@First10EM @HumanFact0rz @davidcarr333 You have intractable nausea and vomiting from a bowel obstruction. What treatment do you want?

You are admitted with hinchey 2 diverticulitis. IR can drain you tomorrow (maybe). What treatment do you want?

You have chest pain and shortness of breath from a 50% pneumo...

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

The @ahahospitals is opposing removal of non-compete clauses “on behalf of 270,000 affiliated physicians.” Something tells me they didn’t ask for physician input on this. Feel free to let the AHA know your thoughts. @FTC

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@BigDumbMedStdnt Tell them it's not "their" Mayo stand, it's "our" Mayo stand.

Let's them know you want to be part of the team!

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If I was in a meeting about Elon's falling Twitter engagement, I would absolutely tell him the AI and algorithm seem to have somehow shadow banned him from his own platform.

Only I and a hand-chosen team with nearly unlimited funding can get to the bottom of this mystery!

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@studentdrdemon Used to? yes
Like it? I have bad news for you...

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@coffeeandblades Dermabond fixes a world of ills.

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@rashchoices Did this after a trauma...

"Seatbelt sign?"

"... um... no..."

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@IwriteOK The only way to fight the robot dogs at the other end of the convention hall.

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@drmoneymatters Would this apply to physicians employed by non-profit entities?

(I read it would not, but can't find where I saw that. If not, will leave many of the most agrecious non-competes in place)

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@ALMannixMD @emily_fri One of my favorite tools I have stolen from my EM colleagues.

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@RaxKingIsDead Not mutually exclusive.

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@FLTDOC1 Please tell me you aren't managing ventilators!

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@DrSandman11 A surgeon cannot be late. The case doesn't start until I walk in.

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@elonmusk @levie Freedom of speech...

wasn't that your whole thing?

[Donie O'Sullivan @donie]

It looks like @elonmusk has killed the account that was tracking the location of his jet (using publicly available information)

@ElonJet

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@MBosleyMD Bad. They are bad.

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@RyanMarino Spoiler alert!