Travis

🍸 Marketing Executive, Former Googler
💸 Politician, Investor, and Entrepreneur
🥂 Living Life, and it's a great one.
👻 Snapchat: travbjork

[Travis @travbjork]

After ironing a single button-down, I'm about ready to restore the fucking monarchy and hire a live-in presser

WHO invented the ironing board? SATAN

What an absolutely fucking insane piece of equipment

[Travis @travbjork]

@amazon Those are plates you're about to get sent back to you 😅😅😅

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Exactly what I predicted has happened

[Travis @travbjork]

A USPS truck just drove past the house sounding like the entire Luftwaffe was about to feuerkrieg us

I don't know what the fuck they're delivering, but apparently it requires air superiority

Dive bombing bed bath and beyond coupons 😅😅😅

[Travis @travbjork]

Tomorrow night ART PARTY! Come support my very cute nearly husband, Brandon Graciano, at Art Heals Hearts. 🍾

Art, food, drinks, valet parking, and we’ll be there.

Brandon told me not to say it but there might be a pool party afterwards 👀🌊

Thursday, October 8 | 6:30-9 PM
The Ecumenical Center, San Antonio

[Travis @travbjork]

@ATT Internet outage for two days off and on is driving me FUCKING BONKERS - I get back from a two week vacation and can't even work 👁️👄👁️

[Travis @travbjork]

@cursor_ai come back 🥲

[Travis @travbjork]

So I built a thing

It's called The Hard No and it's basically what happens when you get sick of Rotten Tomatoes giving every safe studio movie an 89% because 200 people with press passes were too polite to say it sucked

No star ratings. No aggregation. No "certified fresh" participation trophy. Six verdict tiers from Standing O to Hard No and we will absolutely tell you that the movie you love is mid

We launched tonight on the anniversary of the Titanic sinking because honestly that's just funny

First verdict: Titanic. Standing O. THE DOOR FIT TWO

By day I build revenue engines at RevOasis. By night apparently I pick fights with the entire film criticism industry. I don't know when I sleep anymore and I don't care

Go break it. Tell me my taste is trash. Start a fight in the comments. I want all of it

https://t.co/Fs2dKwwwPW (https://t.co/LkDvfDrQCA)

[The Hard No @thehardno]

Happy anniversary to the iceberg that understood the assignment.

[Travis @travbjork]

@openclaw Telegram also broke

[Travis @travbjork]

Found some pics of the first system I ever built - think I was 15-16? Not to age myself, but 2004-5ish? Don't roast the ram config 😅 @linusgsebastian @LinusTech

IIRC:
Pentium 4 Prescott (Nuclear Reactor lol)
1GB DDR400
nVidia 5700?
I spent good money on that motherboard

[Travis @travbjork]

@ManusAI - is your support working? Your intercom chats keep closing before anyone even joins or talks, asking me to rate the chat - and you know I'm feeling spicy now, I don't want to rate them into oblivion 😅

[Travis @travbjork]

@lockinmaxxing Sora 2 Invite Code Please

[HeyGen @HeyGen]

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Master marketing ROI reporting. Build dashboards your CFO will love with key metrics, attribution, & optimization strategies.
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Discover how revenue attribution models unlock marketing ROI with multi-touch attribution, dashboards, and analytics.
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Discover a step-by-step playbook to master hourglass funnel stages, from prospect attraction to revenue multiplication.
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Discover growth marketing trends 2025: AI automation, cookieless strategies, compound growth engines & ROI forecasting.
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Master B2B SEO keywords: choose, cluster, and crush SERPs. Boost your B2B lead generation and ROI with advanced strategies.
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[Travis @travbjork]

Master your LinkedIn outreach sequence! Learn to craft messages that get replies, optimize your profile, and track success.
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