TR

Ironman Texas 140.6 x 1
yes I’m better than you
Now watch this drive

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[slorple @Slorpler]

why is entering BIOS on a PC a quick time event

[Jynxzi @jynxzi]

This one is for all the people that said I'd never be able to do it.

[lexi @elextra__]

it’s really not until you visit another country that u realize ohhhh ok we are really fucking slumming it in america got it

[With Love, JerLisa Nicole @JerLisa_Nicole]

Being an American right now is just waking up and being told how much more money our president is stealing and having to go about our day like normal.

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

$30 million dropped on one dude’s head in a primary because he dared to expose rich pedos. Absolute nasty work.

[Hawkeye Enjoyer (IOWA FIRST) 🐤 @HawkGuyEnjoyer]

Someone who nobody has ever heard of, declined 8 debates, and took $20 million in donations from Israel “won” a primary from an 8 year constituent.

We’re cooked.

[TR @travis_romine]

And you find out there’s so many of them 🤣🤣

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Politics is a crazy game.

They just lie about everything and see how many retards they can convince.

[Covie @covie_93]

The fact that Thomas Massie is fighting for his political life in a Republican primary because he wants pedophiles to face justice is not a good look for the Republican party.

[TR @travis_romine]

Nah fr

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

Not to be dramatic but I really think we’re underreacting to how fucking stupid everyone is.

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

>win re-election consistently for the last 14 years
>mildly criticize Israel once
>instantly lose
Interesting.

[Benjamin Michael @RealBenMichael]

Jewish people be like “we don’t control American government” and then spend 50 million dollars to buy a congressional seat

[Daily Gondor 📰 @DailyGondor]

Swords with "race-profiling" enchantments to be banned under Shire's new blade safety laws.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“Discipline feels boring until you witness what it creates.”

[TR @travis_romine]

100% me. I’m not sleeping until I’ve had my alone time 🤣

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

Neurodivergents will be like 'I'm so tired' and then refuse to sleep because they haven't had enough me time after surviving the day.

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

The Ents showing up to take down Isengard

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Guy: Shoots up a school killing 20 kids

Republicans: Guns are our God-given right

Guy: Videos ICE agents with legal gun in his possession, is killed

Republicans: He had a gun!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.