Travis🏳️‍🌈

Iowa State 2020 🌪 everything including all opinions and tweets are my own and not the views of my employer

[Travis🏳️‍🌈 @travis_stanger]

Speaking it into existence, I’m making $1,000,000 by my 25th birthday 💰

[Travis🏳️‍🌈 @travis_stanger]

@phonybone No one:
Winter:

[BRI @BriMalandro]

I’ll never be a morning person but getting your errands done before 1pm is top tier, the birds be cheering you on and everything

[Travis🏳️‍🌈 @travis_stanger]

@natalieelawton Me too 🤪

[patrick @Patrickposting]

i ordered 6 bananas and the instacart guy brought 6 BUNCHES of bananas so now my apartment looks like fuckin donkey kong country

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Putting my phone down so i can really focus on losing my mind

[Travis🏳️‍🌈 @travis_stanger]

@Alyssishiness Yeah those frequent moves were bad enough, I’m done with doing it myself 😂

[Travis🏳️‍🌈 @travis_stanger]

@Alyssishiness My lease isn’t even up for 3.5 more months and I already made the decision to use movers 😂 sounds soooo much nicer than doing it myself

[meagan 🦦🇵🇷 @meaganrosae]

It’s OK to be emotionally unavailable, but just stop fucking dating people, my god!!!!

[Travis🏳️‍🌈 @travis_stanger]

@Maud6 @your I understand your stress and I feel it too right now, but I’m hopeful when more people are vaccinated, we continue to take precautions for a few months, and we have time to let the current wave die down, the number of vaccinated individuals getting infected will continue to drop

[Travis🏳️‍🌈 @travis_stanger]

@Maud6 Still better than flu shot’s 20-40% efficacy rate, and still better than being unvaccinated. @your 2nd tweet: I think the covid vaccines will protect us much better when more people are vaccinated & some time has passed, that way there is a lot less virus floating about around us

[Travis🏳️‍🌈 @travis_stanger]

Roll my problems in a Backwood and put it in the sky

[ELIJAH SCHÄFFER @ElijahSchaffer]

This Minneapolis stuff is minor leagues compared to what’s likely coming post Chauvin trial

[Travis🏳️‍🌈 @travis_stanger]

Hot girl summer

[Travis🏳️‍🌈 @travis_stanger]

@CouponCabin

[Travis🏳️‍🌈 @travis_stanger]

@Anania00 Oh I just realized this was April 1st, I’m late lol

[Travis🏳️‍🌈 @travis_stanger]

@Anania00 That makes one of us 🥴😂

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i spent my entire teenage years hating myself because of the shit y’all preached would happen to me because i was gay. so i hope u are mad, stay mad, feel the same anger you teach us to have towards ourselves.

[Travis🏳️‍🌈 @travis_stanger]

Not CNN too 😭

[Travis🏳️‍🌈 @travis_stanger]

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