Travis

Do it live

[Sunset Zoo @sunsetzoo]

Want to go to the Zoo today? Terrified of #FPD2018 traffic and Anderson? Don’t worry! Take the alternate route via Ft Riley BLVD/18. We mapped it for you because we care.

[Travis @travisc32]

@ashleycaryn until it's 48, you're fine. Just throw another blanket on the bed

[Travis @travisc32]

I find people's under-use of hoppy Easter really upsetting. Come on people. These kind of puns only hoppen once a year. #HoppyEaster

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

Sorry, we can't investigate Villanova ripping your heart out of your chest, the crime occurred outside our jurisdiction. #RCJH

[Winter Park Resort @WinterPark]

A VERY handsome bunch! Hope you had a great time out there! #parsennbowlterritory https://t.co/Hdbj7AQhpA

[Winter Park Resort @WinterPark]

Oh. My. Goodness. Love this. In ALL the ways! #merica #skiing https://t.co/vxzeMvZ8SE

[Ashley Crites @ashleycaryn]

Why do we always rent from @WPSkiRental? AMAZING customer service. Thanks, Alex!! See you in March!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Monday hitting me like

https://t.co/cD8V38ruCZ

[Travis @travisc32]

"The Cubs tried real hard this year. But then they cubbied all over themselves."

[Travis @travisc32]

@MKilongkilong I'm living that BRO life for sure man!

[Travis @travisc32]

Just saw a commercial for @NancyGraceHLN. Set me on edge and probably ruined my day. Everything about her is just.. Terrible

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Friday the 13th might be an unlucky day, but when you live in the land of bacon, badasses and bald eagles, every day is a lucky day. Merica.

[Travis @travisc32]

"A vegetarian diet might cut your risk of colorectal cancer by 20%"

And increase your chance of suicide by 100%.. #EatMeat

[Travis @travisc32]

My buddy is just that good. 2 fish on one lure. #lucky #fishing

[Drunk Fredbird @DrunkFredbird]

If Adrian Gonzalez gets in Yadi's face again then Yadi's next tat will probably be a teardrop tattoo on his face.

[Travis @travisc32]

@TimBuie ain't nobody got time for that shit

[Travis @travisc32]

Just noticed hot pockets have conventional oven heating instructions. Why?!? If I wanted to wait 28 minutes for food, I'd cook real food.

[Travis @travisc32]

I have a retirement account now. Is this what growing up is like?

[Travis @travisc32]

You know two guys are bored when they're sitting around and realize a relaxed calf muscle feels like a tit. #roommate