TARVIS!

Aspiring rapscallion, professional ne'er-do-well.

[TARVIS! @travisk84]

Coffee time! ...oh god... I have become that kind of Twitter user... Welp! Seppuku time!

[TARVIS! @travisk84]

#IStoppedLookingFor my passion in life when I discovered misanthropy.

[NWS Chicago @NWSChicago]

Check out this INCREDIBLE video of the #meteor this morning as viewed from a Lisle, IL police car dash cam! Thanks to Lisle PD for sharing!

[TARVIS! @travisk84]

I like for there to be a generalized area that contains the #DangerILike... One might call it a "danger zone", perhaps?

[Eric Holder @EricHolder]

Inscribed on the United States Department of Justice building in Washington, D.C.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

US appeals court rejects Trump administration request to immediately reinstate travel ban https://t.co/nDvCfpmAFK

[RealDonaldContext @realDonaldCntxt]

Check out the @washingtonpost Chrome addon that supplies this data: https://t.co/JsvlIev8rJ

[RealDonaldContext @realDonaldCntxt]

This is incorrect or false.

[TARVIS! @travisk84]

#NFLaSong And I won't touchback down.

[Lucas Pope @dukope]

12 hours left. Already over $25k. https://t.co/bVdMxGhkwa

[CK @charley_ck14]

You said "Spoiler Alert" AFTER spoiling the show. #ThatsWhyTheresAHitOnYou

[TARVIS! @travisk84]

@SukebanGames While eagerly awaiting news on your next project, I wonder if it - or any future games - will be in VA-11 HALL-A's universe?

[TARVIS! @travisk84]

@mseric What if I give you six words to song a movie?

[TARVIS! @travisk84]

@Reuters Well, speaking as a member of the public, I'm feeling fairly well unharmed.

[TARVIS! @travisk84]

#IllLetYouTouchMyGenitalsIf you don't tell me your computer is "running REALLY slow" and expect me to fix it right away.

[TARVIS! @travisk84]

@ryanztweetz Shiiiiiit... lookin' over my shoulder from now on.

[TARVIS! @travisk84]

#IllLetYouTouchMyGenitalsIf ... well, at this point in my life there's not much in the way of preconditions here.

[TARVIS! @travisk84]

Look, when your name is Tommy "The Snitch" McBlabbermouth... #ThatsWhyTheresAHitOnYou