Travis Whitehead

Tex-pat. Married to Janelle. Retweets reflect my views so accurately I would die for them. That thing you're about to tweet, don't.

[Travis Whitehead @TravisWhitehead]

@susannahLAX For a second I thought “Well, that’s a weird order for a top 10. I’d add replace a few, but I can see it.”

[Travis Whitehead @TravisWhitehead]

@jonnypollock My 6-yr-old daughter wants a Dufflepud party for her next birthday.

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

The ghost of David Stern watching Adam Silver blatantly rig the lottery.

[Travis Whitehead @TravisWhitehead]

@KirkSeriousFace I tend to believe Hanlon’s Razor and the Peter Principle explain most public-facing failure, but this is so sustained I’m starting to believe this is some Howard Schultz-level weaponized incompetence.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“He’s not fat, bring him back” is a generational chant

[Travis Whitehead @TravisWhitehead]

@Boweman55 I was a Mavs fan since the Triple J, Sports Illustrated-official Worst Franchise in Sports days. I’m done with this team. And because of Jerry Jones, maybe just done with sports.

[Travis Whitehead @TravisWhitehead]

Welp. I’m out.

[Travis Whitehead @TravisWhitehead]

@codyearley I legitimately did not know that he was on the staff for the last three years.

[Kairo @Kairo_Anatomika]

So there’s this one tattoo design that’s pretty popular.
A wolf face on one side and a skull on the other side.

I love this tattoo design because the message behind it is just so unintentionally GREAT....🧵

[Travis Whitehead @TravisWhitehead]

Every terminally-online evangelical, post-evangelical, etc is desperately searching to be on the giving or receiving end of a "Farewell Rob Bell" as validation of whatever they're talking about at any given moment.

[Travis Whitehead @TravisWhitehead]

Parade scheduled yet?

[Travis Whitehead @TravisWhitehead]

I do not mean pizza OR coffee shop.

[Travis Whitehead @TravisWhitehead]

Zach Bryan is redneck Chris Carrabba.

[Travis Whitehead @TravisWhitehead]

"Overtime" is small town pizza/coffee shop open mic night cover of "Twin Size Mattress"

[Travis Whitehead @TravisWhitehead]

A lot of people moved to the city as soon as they could get out because they disdained the trash that loved them unconditionally. Let the reader understand.

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

[Travis Whitehead @TravisWhitehead]

better put in scott sterling

[Travis Whitehead @TravisWhitehead]

Hello friends, I have a multitude of strong opinions I will gladly talk with you about not on the internet.

[Gavin Ortlund @gavinortlund]

What is a theological view you hold that others would find surprising? Mine is I think guardian angels are probably real.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

This is kind of cheating, but I edited Tim Burton's Batman (1989) into a silent film and I rewatch it so often. One of my favorite creative exercises I've ever done, speaks to Burton's visual genius that the film still works so well without sound.