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burner twitter saved the union | MAHA |

[trav @travknows]

@sportdrink I bought 4 cans when you announced 0% off

Caving to big sale is gay - feels equivalent to pride month logo

[Καλός @realKalos]

I have discovered 7 "dead angles" in my gym from where I can goontemplate unnoticed. My gaze bouncing off 3 different mirrors to land right between the oblivious gymph's cheeks as she opens them wide like a castle door. What's that? An itch? On your puffy muffin? You silly foid, the faint buzzing you hear and feel is not a fly but my piercing emerald eyes making a hole in your spider web thin leggings. Bzzzzzzzyyoooom~ Google Rupert Sheldrake scopaesthesia—you can thank me later. Very cute innie, btw.

[Andrew Torba @BasedTorba]

People are flabbergasted that a machine built with the sole purpose of recognizing patterns in data is recognizing patterns in data.

[LJ @suchasurfriend]

coworker said he stopped taking adderall because he gets the same effect from keeping his water bottle on a wireless charging pad

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

Fixed it.

[Grim @grimcalls]

Me and the boys watching Iran bomb the shit out of israel.

[trav @travknows]

@Mike_kim714 How do you and the guys feel about the PGA only being played at public courses? I think this solves the “identity crisis” that is the PGA champ

[trav @travknows]

Aftermath of the tornado that hit #STL

Forest Park took a direct hit and lost countless trees that are older than the city itself

#stltornado

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

this is just the next step

> be farmer, love meat, strong af
> randomly get new allergy, can’t eat beef or pork anymore
> ticks causing it, alpha-gal syndrome, suddenly everywhere after being discovered in 2007
> tfw never heard of this disease before, literally brand-new allergy
> can’t go near your own livestock now without getting sick
> suspicious.jpeg
> start noticing pattern
> conspiracy hat on
> first they tell us meat is unhealthy, saturated fats bad, cholesterol evil
> push plant-based diets, vegan slob, fake lab meat, soy replacements
> soyboys popping up everywhere, testosterone plummeting, sperm counts collapsing
> men becoming docile, weak, depressed, infertile
> high cholesterol = high testosterone = strong independent men
> elites don’t like independent men, harder to control
> realize they’ve been trying to weaken us for decades
> people still love meat, steak sales through the roof, diets like keto and carnivore exploding
> next they push climate change panic, tell us cows cause global warming
> bombard us with guilt-trips, “eat bugs, save the planet”
> still not enough, people laugh and keep grilling steaks
> elites seething.jpeg
> bill gates enters chat
> literally invests millions in fake meat companies (Impossible Foods, Beyond Meat, Upside Foods)
> openly says rich countries should only eat synthetic beef
> buying up huge swathes of American farmland
> invests in companies genetically engineering mosquitoes to deliver vaccines
> DARPA openly funding “Insect Allies” program, using insects to spread genetically modified viruses
> remember US military tested mosquito drops on civilians (Operation Big Buzz)
> is this Big Buzz 2.0?
> insect bioengineering is real, not sci-fi
> gates foundation funds tick genetic engineering (claim it’s for cattle, but who’s checking?)
> conveniently, at same time, alpha-gal syndrome (tick-borne meat allergy) starts skyrocketing
> 450k Americans now allergic, growing every year, CDC basically ignoring it
> media quiet, no real urgency from government
> coincidence?
> think harder
> elites want weak, easily controlled population (low testosterone, dependent on centralized food, medically weak)
> nothing makes you weaker than no red meat, source of protein, iron, B12, zinc (essential for testosterone and strength)
> plant-based diets alone weren’t working fast enough
> climate panic didn’t scare enough people away from meat
> only remaining option: literally FORCE people to stop eating meat by making them allergic
> one tick bite and you can never eat beef again
> perfect weapon, natural cover story (“it’s just climate change expanding tick habitats bro”)
> literally bioengineered nature into vegan hitman
> bill gates laughing hysterically with pregnant man belly from seed oils
> imagine future:
> millions allergic to meat, forced onto plant-based or synthetic diets
> nutrient-deficient, weaker bodies, lower testosterone, lower fertility, lower IQ
> dependent on corporate-controlled lab foods, pharmaceuticals to manage new health problems
> easily governable, compliant populace
> “You will own nothing, eat ze bugs, take ze meds, and be happy”
> literally real-life Soylent Green scenario, except this time it’s bug-flavored
> elites won the endgame
> population control achieved through diet control and bioengineering
> people calling this a conspiracy theory while literally watching it unfold
> tfw the “crazy conspiracy” you joked about last year is becoming reality right in front of your eyes
> tfw no one takes it seriously until it’s too late
> enjoy your last steak bros, before the ticks find you too

[Trust Fund Terry @trustfundterry]

How about a tariff on morbidly obese women buying yoga pants

[trav @travknows]

@RepThomasMassie Please god run in 2028

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

the subtle touch of silk. the strength of man. classic architecture. deport immigrants.

[trav @travknows]

@Man_with_a_van buying more

[ash @contextmxnster]

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

[Spergler Acolyte @SperglerAcolyte]

In 2017, conservatives were arguing whether a Colorado baker had to make a cake for a gay wedding. In 2025, we have anons working in the White House pumping out deportation ASMR. All you had to do was trust the plan.

[trav @travknows]

@Man_with_a_van At your service