Dan

Living the highlife in Devon. 🙋🏼‍♂️

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Someone did not just reference David Attenborough being “in heaven” on his 100th birthday tv show 😭

Could’ve at least said something like “he’s in his element” instead.

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Just asked the ice cream man for a 69 instead of a 99… safe to say I’m no longer welcome on this street 🍦😳

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Just had a Co-op home delivery. This is elite-level lazy adulting and I fully support my own life choices. 😌

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Might’ve gone slightly overboard on the Zara sale after a few sherries on Christmas Day… they’ve sent me a suitcase-sized package 😬😂

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Lovely bone found in my chicken breasts tonight @sainsburys

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Driving with Dad today…

Dad: “Dan, why’s there a half-naked lady on your dashboard? That’s not like you.”

Me: “No, Dad… that’s Taylor Swift. It’s her new album artwork.” 😅🎶

#Lifeofashowgirl

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@virginmedia I’m trying to change my direct debit date but the app and website just spool on this page. I’ve tried contacting you on the web chat but it just kicks me off. Can you help, please?

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#NewProfilePic

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@virginmedia how do I change my direct debit date, please?

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@sainsburys I redeemed a gift card against an online order but then cancelled the online order and the balance of the gift card still remains 0 pounds?

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@AsdaServiceTeam I ordered 8 ciders in a 4 for 3 deal but had order confirmation that only 6 available. Will I now miss out on any offer discount as you haven’t got the product available to fulfill my original order quantity of 8?

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@AsdaServiceTeam I made an online order using debit card. Then went back and amended order with a gift card. Will the debt card now be refunded as part of the order?

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My waistline is beginning to feel a lot like Christmas. 🐷

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@ArgosHelpers Your app says Yodel delivered my order but a game is missing from the packages that arrived today?

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Chilled LA life 🏖️☀️

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An exceptionally hot day in Santa Clarita 😆

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Take me back to California 💛

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@BootsHelp my order hasn’t arrived and when I check the tracking its still at my local Mail centre since 2 September?