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🇺🇸 Quit asking me why they call it the Murder Mac

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I’m complicated. I know this.

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@RNCResearch The funny thing is, this sounds like he’s rhetorically setting up that he went hunting for these anti-trans “monsters” but found that actually they were real people, etc but you cut him off and made him sound even cooler.

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@RuinnedSociety @CriticalMeh @VigilantFox Telling them to read the Bible but ending with “I’m not your servant” is the funniest way to reveal that your Bible is missing *several* pages.

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@jjgiddes @wartirnes Not sure about the war crime part, but I agree about the misidentification: none of them having the helmet cover, the fella on the left having two breast pockets, and the non-USMC canteen cover on the right tell me they aren’t Marines in 1945

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@Acyn As usual, Jesse can’t help saying this stuff while flopping his hand around like this 💅

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@conor64 I hate to miss out on all the dunks but this specific warning against jet ski rentals is something we were told over and over again on foreign visits/multilateral exercises.

They clock you as a USG visitor, decide you totaled the equipment and need to pay immediately or else.

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@BamaSaltyMarine I’m sure you felt superior to the POG supply Marines but at least they know how fucking expensive your little chili-mac-and-jalapeño-cheese MRE was.

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I know he’s SECDEF and all but it still bugs me to see him in a Marines PT shirt with his half-reps.

[nylaWHO @nylawho1]

I’m actually crying this is so fkn funny

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@TrueSlazac @nikicaga @a_hiding_person lol

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@MeathGuerilla “Latinx”-ass demonym.

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@SchroedsBiz @Eddie_000000 @Denzell_Of_NSH Truly. Walmart to the left, Waffle House to the right. My only regret is they tore down the Dayton Blvd Taco Bell last month to rebuild it.

But seriously, it’s cool they’re on a site where General Grant once walked.

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@WolfmanFari @SchroedsBiz Mario, babe, c’mon.

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@Cayden_Cline @SeanParnellASW Dunno. They do.

Famously, there’s arguably Washington’s best general during the Revolution, Nathanael Greene. And of course Marine Corps legend Smedley Butler with two medals of honor.

Plus other famous non-Quaker pacifists Alvin York and Desmond Doss.

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@BowTiedSabe @ythorn3 @ZyMazza Same here. My entire life I’ve preferred my proper first name, and the only people to reliably use it have been classmates at my all-black high school or members of the black church I attended.

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@komara_ste52389 @RadioFreeTom Buddy, I know you were enlisted but you really ought to read the right oath before commenting.

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@klaasm67 And in that week of war against Japan they managed to accomplish some incredible buzzer-beating war crimes.

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@russembkenya Maybe I’m a dumb American who’s bad at geography but maybe you could explain what was going on here.

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When it’s as cold as it’s been in some places I’ve worked, I just want to sleep. I want to pull a heavy knitted cap over my eyes and wait for night to be over. But it’s not nighttime; it’s an over-cooled office and I have work to do while not dressing like a bundled-up toddler.

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I get that, and I know it’s a perfectly logical point, but I still hate coming into the office on a nice warm day knowing I’m going to spend the next eight hours in an industrial freezer where no number of layers can fix the fact that I can’t wear gloves on my frozen hands.

[morgan 🔻🇧🇷 @occamschainsaaw]

you can literally just wear more layers or bring a sweater with you if you get cold easily, people who run warm can’t peel their skin off for relief

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@ZeroSuitCamus “Credo in… Iesum Christum… qui… descendit ad inferos” ???

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I don’t want President Trump to go out like this, but there would be some poetry to him getting his ballroom toward the end of his presidency and it being the one place someone actually Gets Him.