Traynor Woes ("Trader Joes" Pun)

Public Romanticist. PhD in rad. And in English literature. And in Mariners baseball. Teach at @SeattlePacific. (he/him)

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@rackalacka449 gross

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Hi, everyone! I've been off Twitter for a while but I'm thinking about starting up this account so I can #network and find the latest #hottakes. Who should I follow?

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@JackWilly2020 @rackalacka449 live look-in at Hansen “freaking out”

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@gopikashine I’ll be at the double-header today!

[Washington State DOT @wsdot]

OH MY DJCUCJXJXJDJEJDNXXNDNDB!!!!!!!!!!!!! #seausruse

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❤️

[Secret Base @secretbase]

Congrats to the Seattle Mariners! :)

❤️,
dorktown

[Secret Base @secretbase]

Congrats to the Seattle Mariners! :)

❤️,
dorktown

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@lemmykatz @shannondrayer I was at batting practice today. He was doing just fine. Took pictures and all smiles afterward.

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@DominicJSnyder Ah. Yeah, the older ones usually go into link-only mode off-season, so as to not pop up in any unexpected searches. As for the original two—they're a bit more in Star Wars Holiday Special territory. They happened, but they don't much bear watching.

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After 8 straight years, here is the final installment of Christmas with Traynor. 🥲🎅🎄

Last Xmas! - Christmas with Traynor 2021! https://t.co/N7qhypOQYK

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@DominicJSnyder Of course?

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@d_l_mayfield always the best

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A look back and a look ahead.

Remembering Christmas with Traynor https://t.co/12si7t3KNN

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@rackalacka449 Oh is it that time of year again?

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The voting on this is clearly wrong so far but it’s not too late for Twitter to make it right.

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@Overstweet

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How have I not tweeted in more than two months?

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@nfluger @joshcarlosjosh Hey-dilly-dillo,
I have grown to appreciate
Tom Bombadillo.

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@gopikashine Ahh, sorry! I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus here. Appreciate the love, though! I hope you’re doing well.