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[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Yeah I'll get the uhhh what I deserve

[jake @wormpuller]

Asking the flight attendant if they got jersey mikes

[Franc @FrancMeOff]

Hey wat the fuck did u just say

[mark @mmarkgm]

yes, as a man, i believe i can land a plane if the situation calls for it.

[Meg @heirmeg]

at marshalls, who need a true religion portable charger

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

If you in Atlanta and you go to magic city don’t let the strippers take you to the back rooms, thats where they kill people & turn them into Waymo’s

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

my uncle was forced to twerk at gunpoint in Roku City

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in fat and sleepy to work

[𝑱𝒐𝒆 ☆ @JeezyJoee]

@DiscussingFilm I mean literally……

[💬 @s4shig]

everything you lost is coming back 10x in aug, sep, oct, nov, dec

[Billy @_billyreid]

North Koreans finding out this morning that they beat Spain 5-0 to win a tenth straight World Cup

[Ebuka @EbukaMeansGreat]

There’s a reason Americans call football Saka

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

hopebaiting myself everyday

[Abbey @BurnishedAbbey]

Me slipping The Odyssey into every conversation I’ve had since seeing the movie

[Trevor Jones @Trevor_Jones2]

@DomingoDomigzz