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MTU Kerry | Ag Science

[cory @coolmathgame_]

doctor: do you smoke or drink

me: yes

doctor: ok

me: are u mad at me

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

girl math:

[Eoin Murphy @eoinscruff]

I’d go to mass every weekend for a month for this.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the green m&m showing up to the unemployment office tomorrow

[... @Miankodah]

Women are not as forgiving to their daughters than they are to their sons

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

Swear when I can have a lie in I don’t, but when I can’t I want one

[Mary Maher-Browne @maryb821]

Is it to early to be excited for the pub on Xmas Eve best night of the year

[Hugh Cahill @hughcahill7]

Ireland 🇮🇪 population 5m. Top gymnast in the world, number one rugby team, best golfer on the planet, amateur and pro lightweight women champions of the world, light welterweight men’s champ, rowing world champs, best flat and jumps trainer in the world. Phenomenal 🇮🇪

[Toni @Davszj]

How the FUCK did a generation raised on south park and Family guy become so offended by everything.???

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Will never understand why the smell of girls perfume lasts 8 secs meanwhile boys can go through an apocalypse and still smell like cologne.

[Aoibhy 🇵🇸 🇨🇩 @feinmhuinin]

There is a deep burning anger inside of me that an English person is asking an Irish person to APOLOGISE for a song about the IRA?? Are you embarrassed you’re from a country that colonised us?? Maybe you should apologise for that??

[Chantel Kavanagh @kavanaghchantel]

If i don’t find out what happened to Madeline McCann before I die I’ll honestly be in the horrors

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

ADHD is asking “what are we talking about again?” when you’re the one that was talking.

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

we went from September 1 to September 20 in 2 days

[Gallivanting With Words out Oct 30th @irishmammies]

How long will this be going on for? They'll be into the Month's Mind at this rate.

[John Joe O'Neill @johnjoemoortown]

Imagine Elizabeth saw off 15 Prime Ministers , 7 Popes and 14 US presidents and still as Queen never saw Mayo win an All Ireland