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[Al Fons @treewizard0]

@trdny @kkallergis Grown ass person writing btw

[Autosport @autosport]

Lewis isn't going anywhere 😤

[Al Fons @treewizard0]

@jimcramer Shut up!

[Al Fons @treewizard0]

@garyvee @veefriends Have a big problem with your Fly Fish club customer service not very helpful @garyvee

[Dan Rysk @DanDeFiEd]

Italian efficiency when it comes to coffee should be studied.

In Italy:
- Walk into a bar and look at the guy
- Un caffe
- 30 seconds later it’s ready
- Shoot it
- Leave €1
- Walk out

In the US:
- Join a line
- Wait
- Order coffee
- Answer 12 questions: Size? Milk? Roast? Sugar? Temperature? Colombia beans? Name? How do you spell it?
- $12.34
- Ask for a 20% tip. Click 5 times on a ipad to have a custom tip
- Tap phone
- ask where to send the invoice
- Wait again on a different line
- Someone call a name that sounds similar to mine
- get the coffee
- too hot, can't drink it
- finally at temperature

taste like shit

[Alex Witkoff @Alex_Witkoff]

New York City real estate is being taxed to death. Transfer taxes. Mansion tax. Sky-high annual property taxes. Now another pied-à-terre tax on second homes over $5 million.

This isn’t about fairness, it’s about covering up reckless spending and a growing deficit. You cannot tax your way out of financial mismanagement.

Here’s what happens next: buyers pause, investment dries up, prices fall, development stalls, jobs disappear, and the tax base shrinks even more.

You don’t save a city by driving out capital. You destroy it…But perhaps that’s their goal?

[Al Fons @treewizard0]

@moseskagan You’re speaking common sense friend. We’ve been negotiating clawbacks/future commish credits if tenant defaults within a year following RCD (retail in NYC). With a good broker relationship, they agree to this. Pretty fair

[Al Fons @treewizard0]

@LeftHandStu They assembled the woat team @that_crown1

[44ᶻ 106!!!!!!! @Qlhzfg]

This is so adorable 🥹🥹🥹💗💗💗

[Al Fons @treewizard0]

@TGL #stop

[Small Cap Snipa @SmallCapSnipa]

Jeff Bezos wants AI to approve Miami building permits in 10 seconds:

“Miami should have an AI application that reads your building permit and it should give you a yes or a no in 10 seconds. Why does it take months and months and months to get a building permit? It doesn’t make any sense.”

[Al Fons @treewizard0]

@brewmarkets Insert Logan Roy (Brian Cox) “congratulations for saying the biggest fucking number you morons.”

[VINTAGE @CarSighting]

I don’t understand why some people say the F50 is less cool than the F40.

[Lumen @LumenX_]

God Over All Things.

[Audi Revolut F1 Team @audif1_]

From our first race to our last. An honour to have Peter Sauber in the garage for our final weekend on track 💚

#AbuDhabiGP

[Will Buxton @wbuxtonofficial]

Come back Stateside Yuki, get your butt back in an Indycar, and have as much fun as you did in your test, every weekend. @yukitsunoda07 @HondaRacingGLB

[Ferrari News 🐎 @FanaticsFerrari]

Watching Ferrari this weekend makes John Elkann’s comments even more outrageous.

I don’t even want to think about where we would be without the genius of Charles Leclerc dragging this car to higher than where it should be.

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

I back my team. I back myself. I will not give up. Not now, not then, not ever. Thank you, Brazil, always 🇧🇷

[Al Fons @treewizard0]

@GazzettaFerrari Non lo so!

[Antonio García Martínez (agm.eth) @antoniogm]

Cubans watching New York fall for a charismatic narcissist with good aesthetics promising utopias while concealing communist, authoritarian politics.