mickey

In other words, I am three.
28
Nola based bassist

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

The guilt of hitting “No tip” on a screen while the employee watches you is one of the most uniquely American experiences of the last five years. It sometimes feels like those screens were designed to make saying no uncomfortable.

[Zion @zionszzn]

if you catch me opening up Shazam while U on aux ima beat tf outta you

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

Can’t believe the actor that played the joker is named walking penis

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

now we're talking REAL things. these are the chats I want on my TL.

[John Fio @johnfio_]

A good rule is to never take out your phone to show someone a thing you’re talking about.

No matter what it is, it will ruin the convo 100% of the time.

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[jame @kloogans]

love when i get a good hand

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

28 with a crush

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[: @_dxllz7]

"I can’t wait to start working so I can help my family."

Me with my first paycheck:

[VP @VibesPatrol]

Van Gogh always knew

[Vivian @suchnerve]

You should look back on your embarrassing past selves with an urge to wrap them up in the most comforting hug imaginable, not with condescending resentment

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

The Stoics were right when they said the desire to be loved is the last delusion. Give it up. And you become free.

[Anal Roberts @buttholemuseum]

Shall I compare thee to a summer's penis

[bitterroot @soothsayher]

Not sure how to articulate this exactly but there’s a certain tendency with some people where they won’t speak about anything substantive when you talk to them, and the conversation is entirely like a perpetual “bit”. I don’t know how to relate in that way it’s so exhausting.

[FLBorn🕷️ @Master_IP10]

Your friend that works from home every morning at 9am