Trentside Olly

Was Goldtop Milkman. Now I'm me.

NFFC. FPL. Cooking. Snooker. Family.

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

@LouisePage_ There must come a point when they stop doing them. Surely!

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

@grover_kath I'm officially overweight but then I think I already knew that 😂

[🚜🇺🇦Steve Blurryenko🇬🇧🦈 @TankieSlappa]

@SkyNews @RobHarris Two matches?
Is he serving Balogun's suspension too?

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

@StanCollymore Wait, Trossard is reffing?

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

I am not a million miles away from hitting 50. Few years away but not many.

I just got ID'd for a beer. Seriously.

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

I'm at the airport hotel deciding whether to have a shower or prepare to be abducted by aliens

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

Chap on the train just, unasked, turned his fan to me and let me have it for 5 full minutes. What a gentleman. Possibly he thought I was about to die.

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

@nolansister2 Congratulations. Out of interest, could I ask how you found the position? The recruitment sites just seem so bad.

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

Lol

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked to the internet for the best way to serve them. It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top.

A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting.
🤣🤣

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

@henrywinter What? I can't believe I'm reading this. Is a World Cup Quarter Final not sufficient? You think they need a pantomime villain?!

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

Premier Inn tonight will have a pool, right?

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

@ASonNamedBort What? This can't be real? Lol

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

😂 This is objectively funny

[Preston Byrne @prestonjbyrne]

Hi, I'm their lawyer. It will be a cold day in Hell before my client pays that fine. Ofcom won't be collecting it unless they're prepared to land ground troops in America, overthrow our government, and rescind our constitutional order by force.

Hope that helps!

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

@Claire_nffc_x Looks delicious. What do we have here then?

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

Ok I got my connection but sheesh this is the hottest train in the world. No air con. The announcer has just said the rails are very uneven between here and the next station which really does not fill me with confidence. Especially after that derailment recently at Bedford. 😱

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

@JakeWhalin30 Fantastic you'll have a brilliant time

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

@grover_kath Hi Kath. I'm stuck at Peterborough train station waiting for a connection. On the plus side, I have secured coffee.

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

If your name is Steve Beasley, the lady next to me on the train is telling her friend on the phone that she is about to invite you to a pool party. Have fun mate!

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

I think we can all agree 22⁰ - 25⁰ is just about right. Correct?

[Trentside Olly @trentsideolly]

He's so dull

[Sir Noel Jesus KBE @HisHolyLord]

Count binface is just a happy shopper lord buckethead.