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alpha brace wearer/potentially holds world record for most braces worn at once

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

We're going to need a bigger kettle...

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I'm staying with @ActualLesgle this week and I left the house after realising Lesgle has the only keys. Save me.

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@ActualLesgle I did tell you so.

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@ActualLesgle aaaaaaaaaaay

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@vodkaandart @ActualLesgle late to the party but nice bae-gels

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@ActualLesgle babe it's cool, musi's the brain of this operation.

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@ActualLesgle those.... were not the limbs to which I was referring

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@ActualLesgle yes, but two are currently being held by my beautiful girls.

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Unsure whether desperately sick or overreacting.

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I have spent the entire day curled up drinking cloudy lemonade. The sun means nothing to me.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Early night" - Translation: Worrying about Monday in a different room

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Spending every supermarket trip quickly switching between trembling rage and smiling politely

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Burning around 1,000 calories a day by gently shaking your head in mild annoyance

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@ActualLesgle internet do not be worried, Musi came in to my room to (against my recommendations) rescue me. I am no longer dying.

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@ActualLesgle I don't wanna. (You can put the ice cream in the bucket hanging out my window, give two tugs on the rope and I'll bring it up)

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@ActualLesgle ugh. That's a terrible idea.

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@ActualLesgle please contact disease control and hand over the tea. I am cold and hungry and my laptop's out of charge.

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If anyone is reading this I want a cup of tea. (Two sugars please.) you can send it in via cat (our neighbour has a ginger kitty)

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WebMD says I may have many different illnesses. Very worried. May quarantine myself in my room. With laptop (netflix).

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@PoetaJehan R says they're proud and Chetta says school is important but that you should stick it to the man (or person)