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Michigan alum. A scared and lonely rider, just trying to get by

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My reaction when I read the FBI hasn't seized the Wu Tang album... https://t.co/1pzZp5wq7O

[FBI New York @NewYorkFBI]

#Breaking no seizure warrant at the arrest of Martin Shkreli today, which means we didn't seize the Wu-Tang Clan album.

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@ChrisJoor @3YearLetterman @femalepencil But at the margins I don’t think it’s crazy to be cautious of letting meta (or one of its competitors) handle everything, no?

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@ChrisJoor @3YearLetterman @femalepencil I think it’s at least worthwhile to consider splitting your exposure between different mega corps

Do I think it makes a huge difference? No, of course not. I always laugh when chrome asks to use my location on my iPhone as if they don’t have a pretty good idea

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@bendreyfuss He said “beat Ohio State” and waved.

Michigan very famously did not beat Ohio State that year. #1 vs #2 matchup in Columbus. Close game. Still have nightmares about it. Mike was supposedly this great journalist but didn’t get this one right

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@bendreyfuss Didn’t expect to see a Knight Wallace reference tonight

Wallace was at a game during my freshmen year at Michigan and got the mic after the announcer introduced him. He said “beat Ohio state”

I could (barely) make him out on the press box. It was a very cool moment

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

Em didn't just win a Nieman—the #1 fellowship in journalism—she went on to run a Harvard center about political journalism

The 2nd most famous J school fellowship is at UM and they should send her strippers with invites in their mouths to be a judge for their Livingston awards

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@bendreyfuss Yeah seeet relish is just kinda “what would you say you do here”

Dill relish is the goddamned bomb though

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This is deeply tragic

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

I wouldn’t say this is “the most common question I get” because that is either “who are you” or “are you flirting with me or just like this” but the sentiment about “should I have kids even with climate” is unfortunately common in progressive circles.

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@MattZeitlin @jbarro “I know you’re strict about what we expense but this story is so big I’m gonna need a little love. Gotta eat a lotta lobster and rent an ocean front Airbnb to really blend in with the locals, earn their trust you? Real shoe leather shit”

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

yeah boss i'm going to need to be sent to maine for about two weeks to really get to the bottom of this platner situation, need to pick up his trail in bar harbor, see if he did anything in acadia, check out camden, rockport, swing down to kennebunkport

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@bendreyfuss “Okay euro dipshit, Do you regularly use corn, Chiles, potatoes, tomatoes etc in your cuisine?

Congrats, you don’t have your own cuisine. You are profiting from violently expropriated from these lands by Europe”

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@NomadProduct @jbarro Unless, I suppose, they participated in confession. But they still cannot eat of Christ’s flesh and drink of his blood

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@NomadProduct @jbarro It doesn’t atter.

Even cleansed of original sin and even if they confirm their belief in Jesus Christ they cannot meaningfully participate in many of the sacraments, Holy Days of Observation, tithing etc

Those servers racks are going to hell

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@bendreyfuss @jbarro @s8mb When I was washing cars at a Chevy dealership 40 hours sometimes wasn’t enough. When I was an entry level assistant program manager at a nonprofit, well, there are only so many times you can make sure volunteer materials are organized and grant data are properly tracked

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@bendreyfuss @jbarro @s8mb Theory regarding French productivity.

If the denominator is “hours worked” then the fact that many office jobs pay people to squeeze 25 hours of work onto 40 could be a factor. If we just yoink out 5 hours a week many jobs wouldn’t be less productive

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@Kalamazoo_Track @TheMattXu @ByAZuniga Sorry people are being dicks

Dusty is a huge basketball nerd so it tracks that he saw some NZ or Japanese B League games and was impressed by the coaching

This dude could probably tell you about the best 3x3 squad at a local tournament in Botswana

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@Viral_Strike @Andy_Bloch You don’t have to believe that because there’s no reason to believe that.

It’s an abuse of power

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8647

Cry about it fuckface

[Jay Town @JayTownAlabama]

🚨LET ME BE CLEAR!🚨

No person in this moment can claim that they are unaware that “the Comey post” could reasonably be considered a threat to President Trump.

It matters not what the Oxford Dictionary or a waitress explains to @NBCNews what “86” means. Taken together with “47”, “the Comey post” has a direct stochastic meaning.

A federal grand jury has determined that reasonable people could view “the Comey post” as a call to harm the President.

@TheJusticeDept has determined that “the Comey post” is a threat to the President.

Therefore, people who now put up a post identical to “the Comey post” are consciously disregarding that such a post could be reasonably seen as incitement or violence against the President.

Thats the law!⚖️

That’s a true threat!☢️

That’s a federal crime!🚔

Proceed at your own risk.🇺🇸

- Career Prosecutor
- Former U.S. Attorney

@dbongino @NEWSMAX @sonnyjoynelson @DAGToddBlanche @FBIDirectorKash

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

.@AOC responds to this trend: "BOOOOO"

"This race to try to see who can be exempt from participating in society is not a conversation that I'm interested in," she tells me. "I'm a Great Society Democrat, and I believe in building that together. And I think that the discourse around 'Everyone, let's all be like billionaires and opt out of our taxes,' I don't find it an inspiring message."

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@GH_Hat_Trick @sbell021 Does Jump Around evoke su h things?

It’s just fun, or a vibe, as the kids say

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@GH_Hat_Trick @sbell021 Millennials remember when it came out and what that song felt like. Zoomers are familiar enough with it to appreciate it.

It’s a combo of nostalgia and a cool communal moment

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@GH_Hat_Trick @sbell021 Years ago it was playing during a timeout. Stadium cut the music because play was resuming and the fans finished the verse anyways

It has nothing to do with the lyrics. It was just a cool moment with a song that is kinda in the sweet spot of old but not an oldie