mikyle whorgachev

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“Supreme Intelligence,” probably because of its relationship to the Supreme Court, is losing badly to both “Superior” and “Extreme Intelligence.” Therefore, we are going to take “Supreme Intelligence” OUT, deleting it as a qualifier, and let you vote for the Final Two: Superior Intelligence, or Extreme Intelligence. A fresh Vote begins now! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Melania hates when I dance to the gay national anthem, that's what it is. I got the highest gay vote in the history of politics for a Republican, and I played the gay national anthem, so, I’ll take it. We got the highest of everything.

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Mitch McConnell and Margaret Qualley are reportedly dating.

[Moshik Temkin @moshik_temkin]

Very excited for the return of the parliamentarian

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Congressman Tim Burchett says he wouldn't know Bad Bunny if the rapper walked up to him and asked to borrow his cell phone ... and the only bad bunny he knows is his pet rabbit, who had sex on Christmas morning in front of his nephew.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Got to do something about these missing chidlren grabbed by the perverts. Too many incidents--fast trial, death penalty.

[Madonna @Madonna]

Hillary gonna Snatch that Presidency so Watch out!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸She's A GIRL GONE WILD!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎉🎉🎉

[That's The Badger! @Thatsthebad]

Whats Big Ben ever done for you? 😂😂😂

[sam goldner @szgoldner]

i knew this already i just didn’t make a big deal about it

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

we used to live in a different world

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

surprisingly diplomatic approach

[mikyle whorgachev @tretiwap]

y’all pls do not make Elon a liberal techbro who suddenly “makes sense” let’s not do that pls 😭

[mariana @pastapilled]

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

first messy breakup of pride month

[francis @gorgeousbrains]

make half of ma’s face metal like the terminator and never explain it

[mikyle whorgachev @tretiwap]

Susan Delfino remains one of the most annoying fucking characters on any television series ever omg

[mikyle whorgachev @tretiwap]

this is so fucking funny