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olive garden enjoyer

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gonna start a thread of music videos i like

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@kephyll this looks like found footage

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@jnolopez same thing happened in the sorcerer’s apprentice movie

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@jnolopez oh my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery

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i could never take a date to medieval times because i cant spell reniscance or resteraunt

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@jnolopez seeing it in 70mm just for you

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@jnolopez riding my thingamajig

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@jnolopez imagine dragons

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@jnolopez watch in bruges asap

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@jnolopez okay the raising canes got me

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just as Francis Ford Coppola intended!

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dont worry! just book a ticket on an American Airlines flight with inflight entertainment and you can watch it on your phone or on the screen on the back of the seat. its easy!

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

this whole time i’ve just assumed it was rentable

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@jnolopez Schrödinger’s Jarnathan

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@jnolopez Halo: Multiverse

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me in the theater when i finally see ethan hunt hanging from the wing of a yellow biplane precariously

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

We’re just weeks away. We’ll see you at the movies.

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Mr. Bluetie will star as himself in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

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@velvetage i already asked. price is firm.

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who wants to go halfsies on 9/11

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@aucassinet this happened to me but instead of lysol lemon wipes i had to use regular toilet paper (non-dude branded)

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@aucassinet godzilla when he deranks from Plat to Silver

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why is godzilla emailing me that