trëvorblend

@brandonstcricq please contact me, I want my wife and kids back.

[trëvorblend @trevor_blend]

might fuck around and get a PhD

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Officials with the National Weather Service have confirmed the nation’s first EF-5 tornado in over a decade.

📌#Enderlin | #NorthDakota

Officials with the National Weather Service have confirmed the nation’s first EF-5 tornado in more than a decade. After 4,414 days, the NWS has officially upgraded the June 20, 2025, Enderlin, North Dakota tornado to an extremely powerful EF-5, the highest classification on the Enhanced Fujita Scale, with estimated wind speeds exceeding 200+ mph. And resulting in three lives. This marks the first EF-5 tornado since the catastrophic Moore, Oklahoma storm on May 20, 2013, which was more than a mile wide and claimed 24 lives The announcement has stunned meteorologists nationwide, with experts calling the Enderlin tornado one of the strongest ever recorded across the Northern Plains.

[issues @dadyssues]

Lack of discipline is the reason behind every single L I’ve taken in life

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

And Mr Cig said unto them ‘take this, for it is my body’

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

your 20s are for figuring out what's the max number of times you can hit rock bottom in a calendar year

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Meet BOSS, the largest discovered structure in the universe so far, a wall of galaxies at over a billion light-years across.

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

I’m hearing on the grapevine that the monster Rudakabana has been savagely beaten in Strangeways by two men serving life for murder.

Can anyone confirm or deny?

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

[Defending US military’s history like they’re an SEC team] listen I don’t care what the records say. Vietnam on the road is always tough. That’s a tough place to play

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

My arch nemesis just told me that I'm not his arch nemesis. To him, I'm just a normal nemesis. I feel so stupid. Fuck my life

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

can he do that??

[jame @kloogans]

silly putty is just putty to a sick fuck like me

[Seth @keepingplanes]

spike TV was out of its fucking mind man

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

DENZEL CURRY

KING OF THE MISCHIEVIOUS SOUTH 💿
VOL. 2

🚨JULY 19TH🚨

▫️A$AP Rocky
▫️2 Chainz
▫️Ty Dolla $ign
▫️Ski Mask The Slump God
▫️Kenny Mason
▫️Juicy J
▫️A$AP Ferg
▫️Project Pat
▫️TiaCorine
▫️Maxo Kream
▫️Mike Dimes
▫️That Mexican OT
▫️Armani White
➕MORE

15 Total Tracks. Thoughts?

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

employer: what are your weaknesses

me: crab rangoon

[trëvorblend @trevor_blend]

bring a turtle around and it’s bound to get diabolical

[trëvorblend @trevor_blend]

@elonmusk Between you and me. I think i could do some good with $20k dollars.

[trëvorblend @trevor_blend]

@PicturesFoIder 27-2
48+2

=75

[Patrick @PrayForPatrick]

Went down a Wikipedia rabbit hole last night and stumbled upon this.

Holy fuck is all I can say.

https://t.co/zuFnDpN5yy