Trevor Paluch

[Trevor Paluch @trevorpaluch]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Flannel💕 #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[J @Basilleous]

What you mean speechless son go suit up

[bæ J @ajabdullah_]

instagram tomorrow

[dr. b 🐐 @CheckTheResume]

McGraw-Hill gotta be overwhelmed making these new history books

[Robby Soave @robbysoave]

I... basically agree with what he's saying here.

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

"never, im my 24 years of teaching, has a substitute left a note this bad"

[Matías @maticaps]

Putting this together turned me illiterate

[furby bridgers @chronicinflame]

the hottest thing a person can do is not live in boston, massachusetts

[s @moisturizedRN]

what do you mean i didn’t reach out i literally thought about you

[Jo🌬 @JoanNatson]

Small weekend is over.. now entering big weekend ☹️

[Natalie Gregerson @nattygeeee]

Turns out my top three hobbies are:
1) restaurants
2) bars
3) non-essential businesses

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

Early Spring, 2050

Your Millennial grandmother sends you another case of 72 rolls of toilet paper "just in case." You understand it's a thing with that whole generation, but as you stack all of it in the linen closet once again you wish you could convince her to stop.

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

THINGS YOU CAN DO WHILE IN QUARANTINE:

-baking

-netflix

-building a rocket

-fighting a monkey

-climbing up the eiffel tower

-discovering something that doesn’t exist or giving a monkey a shower

-surfing tidal waves

-creating nanobots or locating Frankenstein's brain!

[Steven Sanchez @NinjaGamerBoss]

Snap maps looking like this after we get drafted for World War 3

[madss @hausofgagaluvrs]

Behold..I present to you the most infuriating text exchange I have ever had with a family member, ever. @Starbucks help her

[James Charles @jamescharles]

NO MORE LIES
https://t.co/tZW7QFIH8T