Maybe: Trevor

I refuse to support small artists

[Maybe: Trevor @trevvdavv]

@Radiolab Not sure if you guys are aware but this show with this name exists already https://t.co/sAMpDg3ErY

[riddling little freak paul dano @5OB0DIES]

the skarsgårds have raw viking physicality but the culkins are ankle biting ferals so it could go either way depending on how riled up kieran is

[Maybe: Trevor @trevvdavv]

Idk why but February has 2 energy

[Maybe: Trevor @trevvdavv]

People get so mad at you for not knowing all the ins and outs of the Gorillaz lore

[Maybe: Trevor @trevvdavv]

The reason Civil War wasn’t an Avengers movie is because they didn’t have to squash a bunch of guys

[Republicans @Republicans]

Codename: Trailblazer

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

Job Interviewer: So, under skills on your resume it just says ‘mysterious’

Me (blushing behind a paper fan): Does it?

[Maybe: Trevor @trevvdavv]

Soft launching my flaccid penis

[Maybe: Trevor @trevvdavv]

Marvel be like “THIS character HAS SEX sometimesss!! Get OVER IT”

Meanwhile the cartoon Justice League have been actively swinging since 2003

[Maybe: Trevor @trevvdavv]

About to take the longest 30 minute break this company has ever seen

[Maybe: Trevor @trevvdavv]

I loved the Big Little Lies finale because I found out all the sexy rich people can also sing really good

[Maybe: Trevor @trevvdavv]

Guy at the bar last night said he’s looking forward to the new moon for astrology reasons then one sentence later said he was annoyed that his plans got canceled “because it’s Chinese new year or some shit”

[Maybe: Trevor @trevvdavv]

If something going viral is a plot point in a movie or show I am immediately out. Double for when something embarrassing gets sent to the whole school at the same time

[Maybe: Trevor @trevvdavv]

Hilarious to me how M. Night Shyamalan made one of the most iconic movies of the 90s and now he writes dialogue that sounds like an alien trying to imitate human speech

[Maybe: Trevor @trevvdavv]

Viggo Mortensen’s adams apple looks like it’s trying to escape

[Maybe: Trevor @trevvdavv]

I like action movies when I’m drunk Bc when they’re hurt and they can’t get up that’s How I feel but somehow they get up and that’s me when I have to pee

[Maybe: Trevor @trevvdavv]

Excuse me fellas, I’ve got to go see a man about a turd

[Maybe: Trevor @trevvdavv]

I will not do this

[Maybe: Trevor @trevvdavv]

In movies when two people are about to have sex and they’re just standing across from each other naked looking in each other’s eyes. That’s my worst nightmare